Howdy do kooks! This week we're talking UFOs, aliens, & just what little do we really "KNOW!" about those particular topics. Basically, this episode is intended to be a primer for any and all future alien or UFOlogy related episodes, in an attempt to provide a stable foundation for trying to sift through mounds and mounds of bullshit! WE'RE GETTIN' TO THE BOTTOM A THINGS 'ROUND HERE! RIGHT UP IN THAT BOTTOM! All this plus "W.W.T.W.?" where we peruse the news for a few dudes views on: a sticky-fingered sex toy entrepreneur, a specific as the dickens carjacking, and a double dose of dastardly bastards feasting on just desserts...JUSTICE DESSERTS! Put in your brains!

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*Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves

*SOURCES:

-"Matrix I-V" (by "Valdamar Valerian" a.k.a. John Grace)

-"Final Events" (by Nick Redfern)

-"The Molters-A Species Within: The Host, The Hybrid & The Copy" (It's a very interesting presentation on ultra-terrestrials from an overall non-religious demonological aspect/viewpoint/bippity-boppity-bleep-bloop.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9xmyGr_WiA

-Brazilian human mutilation case (WARNING! NSFL!):

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ee88421e58fba9e6&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1JSBI_enUS1062US1064&sxsrf=ACQVn0_VJSug3J-XIf7jKBjBrqj8ub8g-A%3A1714011662945&q=brazilian%20human%20mutilation&uds=AMwkrPuHg33dywq06rO2P3P076cYqv5fJWvaXXwLfqFoOUR6DsDK3kZtQA6HV9kVmE_bpY0-edXZqYmRM3CR3xU-BqrD3HcxTwdN2Ms1m6-rqR7-hbK9JUJBRAYLkWiv2rMLzprhUnQqFdxk2_zXWLftp2IHl6ygL2XcPrHS8zs1QOGx55-Z3X29Eif7SzT6nhKRjQa077MQkfx8gPnIVQSJWHHfy-LWlFt8i3RCU8q6PO3HJlKInWu_u7IfUHQh-RnVpKV3B6xZ265wnx2A_I19sj01-ijplI7gPBxV4sq4USnNJRFUcxL9xMvNjrWUVr_cHgyKMVlH&udm=2&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&biw=1366&bih=679&dpr=1&no_sw_cr=1&zx=1714011676170&sssc=1#vhid=lMPsS72ocam1iM&vssid=mosaic

*"W.W.T.W.?":

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/hustler-hollywood/accused-vibrator-thief-314069

-https://www.vice.com/en/article/avyqa8/someone-stole-a-circumcision-ambulance-also-turns-out-circumcision-ambulances-exist-404

(OOPSY POOPSY! Turns out this story is over 5 years old! Yeah wellllllll...I'm 40...and that's way more...SO I WIN!)

-https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/15/australia/sydney-australia-stabbing-wakeley-intl/index.html

-https://nypost.com/2024/04/20/us-news/seattle-cops-fatally-shoot-alleged-pedophile-during-standoff-video/

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