SUP KOOOOOOOOOOKS! This is a WEIRD'UN! This episode covers the work of ALLEN H. GREENFIELD! We're talking about the intersection of UFOLOGY & OCCULTISM! Greenfield is on the forefront of the eternal battle for human evolution, a war that's being fought between the good UFOnauts vs. the men in black...a.k.a. "THE BLACK LODGE!" Through the use of Greenfield's qabalistic code, he's deciphered the secret messages of our ultraterrestrial forebears! Not only that, but we got star-fish-god-daddies from the ocean, goblins, the long lost Johannite tradition, & GODDAMN GOBLINS! This one's just a lil' bit all over the place...PLEASE TO ENJOY!

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SOURCES:

*"Secret Cipher of The Ufonauts", "Secret Rituals of The Men In Black", "Secrets of The Real Black Lodge Revealed", "Saucers and Saucerers", by Allen H. Greenfield

*YouTube Channel "Bedtime Stories" 2 part series covering "The Kentucky Goblins":

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24YEOdnMvI

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ71y-1AmxE

*The Hellier series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FwIuicx88

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HEYYOOO! WHAT'S UP YOU BEAUTIFUL KOOOOOOKS! This episode is an exploration of the reoccurring symbolism of the much dreaded red triangle mark(s) attributed to alien abductions, cattle mutilations, and even potentially showing up in old witch BBQ party cook books of "yay olden tymesese...s"! This episode is as as close to a one stop shop for all your triple dot thoughts as one could ever possibly drop...so give it a listen and like, CHOP! CHOP! Or listen at your own damned leisure as you bask in the gravy bath of your own damned freedom! PLEASE TO ENJOY!

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SOURCES:

- Dr. X Case (Aimé Michel, Gordon Creighton, 1968)

- Cash-Landrum Incident (Texas, 1980, documented by MUFON)

- Linda Cortile Case (Budd Hopkins, "Witnessed," 1996)

- Dr. Karla Turner ("Into the Fringe," "Taken," 1992-1994)

- Betty Andreasson Luca (Raymond Fowler, "The Andreasson Affair," 1979)

- Belgian UFO Wave (1989-1990, SOBEPS documentation)

- Phoenix Lights (Arizona, 1997, multiple witness documentation)

- Judy Doraty Case (Linda Moulton Howe, "A Strange Harvest," 1980)

- Cattle Mutilation Phenomenon (Colorado, New Mexico, 1970s-1990s, FBI files)

- Witch Trial Documentation ("Malleus Maleficarum," Scottish Witchcraft Survey, Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, 1997)

- Defense Intelligence Agency Report ("UFO-Related Human Physiological Effects," 2022)

- Medical Literature (Erythema Multiforme, NIH, Cleveland Clinic, Johns Hopkins)

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HEYYOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT'S UP YOU BEAUTIFUL KOOKS! This episode explores the "CONTROL SYSTEM HYPOTHESIS" as formulated by the one and only UFO folk saint, JACQUES VALLEE! MY MAIN MANG! BOOYAKASHA! GET WIT' IT YO! KNOWMSAYYYNNNNN! PLEASE TO ENJOY!

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SOURCES:

- Anatomy of a Phenomenon (1965) by Jacques Vallee

- Passport to Magonia: From Folklore to Flying Saucers (1969) by Jacques Vallee

- The Invisible College (1975) by Jacques Vallee

- Messengers of Deception: UFO Contacts and Cults (1979) by Jacques Vallee

- Dimensions (1988), Confrontations (1990), and Revelations (1991) by Jacques Vallee

- Forbidden Science: Journals 1957–1988 (1992) by Jacques Vallee

- Wonders in the Sky: Unexplained Aerial Objects from Antiquity to Modern Times (2009) by Jacques Vallee and Chris Aubeck

- Trinity: The Best-Kept Secret (2021) by Jacques Vallee and Paola Harris

- Documentation of the 1968 Dr. X case, including medical records of triangular burns/healing anomalies

- Documentation of the 1977 Colares UFO Wave (Operation Prato), including Brazilian military investigation records

- Documentation of the 1981 Trans-en-Provence case, including French government laboratory analysis of physical trace evidence

- Records of Vallee's work at Stanford Research Institute on ARPANET development/remote viewing research

- The 1897 Great Airship Wave historical records/newspaper accounts

- Documentation of the 1917 Miracle of Fatima, including witness testimonies/historical analysis

- The 1945 Trinity Site military records/geological surveys

- Correspondence/collaboration with J. Allen Hynek, documented in Vallee's journals/published works.

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