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  • Two Blunt: Education Scams
    Feb 14 2023
    Welcome back Mofo's and Mofets to the Two Blunt Podcast. This week I have a few questions to ask you.  Have you ever been at work and asked yourself, How did this mutherfucker get this job?  You may even ask yourself how did this idiot get through college?  Today Keaton Lewis takes an uneducated look at the education system and how it could effect a person making the median income in America.  Keaton Lewis also takes a look at the rich fucks who game the system in order to gain more noterity in their social standing.  Also fuck that jesus ad at the superbowl.  All this and more when you spark one up and join Keaton Lewis on this insane journey of scams and rich cracka's

    Music on this episode 

    CKY - 96 Quite bitter beings

    System of a down - ByOB

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    36 min
  • Two Blunt: Homies - Fella
    Jan 17 2023
      Welcom Back Mofos & Mofets Today the Two Blunt Podcast presents the Homies series for season two. This week please welcome my homie Fella to the two blunt podcast. He is absolutely insane.  Spark one maybe two because this nigga fella is crazy.  Get ready as Keaton Lewis and Fella get into completely nonsense.  They will discuss how they grew up and all the insane shit that came with it.

    This weeks music was brought to you by the youtube channel FiLNoBEP

    Gucci Mane & OJ Da Juiceman - Right Now (FILNOBEP) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bxxk4TVZcU&t=112s&ab_channel=FILNOBEP Chopper Suit -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1scYHerzPsE&t=1s&ab_channel=FILNOBEP Kanye West & Lil Wayne - All I Do - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCTdOO3qGA&ab_channel=FILNOBEP

    Also for an extra laugh check out the transcript from the end of todays episode. Brought to you by Never Correcting Adobe Premiere transcript creator

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    29 min
  • Two Blunt: Hotep - A Ladies Perspective
    Dec 29 2022
    Welcome back to the two blunt podcast.

    Today we will be receiving another perspective on the last hotep episode.  Today Keaton Lewis will be joined by Sabrina Leshere.  Spark one as she give us a first hand look at the in and outs of being near one of these broke ass, ashy ankled, misogynist.

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    31 min
  • Two Blunt: Doobie Jew Doobie Hotep
    Dec 14 2022
    Welcome back Mofo's and Mofet to the podcast. This is your bonus episode.  Naka and I had a phone conversation about the past two episodes, the Hoteps and Jews.  This was recorded before the LGBTJew+ and Hotepocopia episodes aired.  So I hope you enjoy our off the cuff rant.

     

     

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    22 min
  • Two Blunt: Hotepacopia
    Dec 6 2022
    Welcome back to the Two Blunt Podcast Mofos and Mofets.

    Join Keaton Lewis as he goes in on Hotep Niggaz.  Listen along as Keaton Lewis shows that the Hotep population isn't a threat to any part of the world.  Spark one as Keaton Lewis shows they aren't as bad as other extremist groups. They do get a bad rep for saying horrible things but looking at the history they aren't as violent as most groups. They probably are the loudest speaking hate group and the worst fucking readers.

     

    Video references Below

     

     

    What is a hotep Nigga

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceFkw55tA2Y&ab_channel=Chloe_

    History of a HOtep Nigga

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBnHJCB3VZE&ab_channel=Genius

    Hotep dumb talking points

    usually agrees with bigots but still hates the white man

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNfoPKiUztE&ab_channel=HBO

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TVYGykRxA0&ab_channel=TheCollectiveAnimation

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVU0SILUzfI&ab_channel=TheCollectiveAnimation

    Hotep Arguments fail

    Dude dressed like drill Goku kills hotep argument

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlwDhc_PUs&ab_channel=StevenJoTV

    Hoteps giving weird sermon about Stop 2:48

    Remember that christian preaches aren't the only ones with 3rd grade reading levels.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfjl10irTaA&ab_channel=TribeOFJudahSTLMOforYAHAWAH144

    Hotep niggas on women

    They love and respect women but they say they have to be controlled

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xPd_7qttric

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTega3pKi4&ab_channel=ScoonTV

    Hoteps on the gays

    He seems upset about...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rETbl5Aav0Q&ab_channel=IUICMemphis%2CTN

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XWNVSxMoc&ab_channel=WWW.UNIONMAG.CO.UK

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    1 ora e 44 min
  • Two Blunt: LGBTJEW+
    Nov 28 2022
    Welcome back to the Two Blunt Podcast Mofos and Mofets.

    Join Keaton Lewis as he goes in on antisemetic people.  Listen along as Keaton Lewis shows that the Jewish population isn't a threat to any part of the world.  Spark one as Keaton Lewis shows other groups who have posed more of a threat to our entire world.  Learn something that you didn't know about people you may hate in this hilarious episode. 

    I condemn anti semitism in all its forms and I stand with the African Americans who stand with the Jewish Community.  

    Video references below.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRY46607hEY&t=33s&ab_channel=djvlad

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JNoLbqmAyc&t=161s&ab_channel=AgatanFoundation

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77uRiZ7_Sak&t=47s&ab_channel=WION

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emRRnattCsk&t=105s&ab_channel=DemocracyNow%21

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2YtIBYM4w0&t=802s&ab_channel=AriShaffir

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhhaORigp1I&t=162s&ab_channel=AlJazeeraEnglish

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_sEqfIL9Q&t=560s&ab_channel=TheLateShowwithStephenColbert

     

      

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    39 min
  • Two Blunt: New Stick
    Nov 18 2022
    Welcome back to the Two Blunt Podcast Mofos and Mofets.

    Join Keaton Lewis as he goes in on American politics.  Listen along as He gives a blunt review of our current political issues.  Spark one as he touches on the recent midterm election. 

    Who would be your top 5 for congress.  Let me know.  

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    34 min
  • Two Blunt: yea ye no
    Oct 20 2022
    Welcome back Mofos and Mofets, We are back again after a long wait.  Ya boys been busy out here.  We had to come back to talk about kanye tho.  That man may have lost his damn mind.  Spark one as ya boys discuss the in and outs of this latest Ye’troversy.
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    1 ora e 2 min