The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?

That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.

Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas!

First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate safe words—from kids’ “octopus” to bedroom and party code words. Easy Money features a disastrous round with Kane and a better attempt from Roshana. The team also shares pet hates, prizes via Westpac Studio Tap, door-knocking to place show signs, “Books by Boomers” dating tips from 1958, and shocking stories of teeth, toenails, and rat tails found in food, before interviewing the sausage award winner.

02:12 Coffee Catch Up

05:30 First Call Wedding DJ Fail

08:37 Scandal Headlines

10:33 Best Sausages List

14:41 Naughty 640 Safe Words

23:46 Easy Money

27:03 Weekend Gig Plans

31:31 Miley Or Jamie Game

35:16 Pet Peeves Vent Session

39:10 Westpac Studio Tap Win

41:50 Silly Election Policies

52:10 Easy Money

56:38 Dan Goes Door Knocking

01:04:51 Books By Boomers Dating

01:09:16 Rotten Tooth Chocolate

01:14:17 Gross Food Confessions

01:18:11 Best Sausage Winner

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.

Clint, Meg and Dan are back from their holiday! Here is the top 8 moments from this week

Including Hit The Spot, a few of your wild phone stories as well as one of our most wholesome winners from the Olivia Dean nice to each other competition.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a rainy Monday debating why spring “sucks,” celebrating an All Blacks win, and teasing giveaways including Westpac prizes, Easy Money and a Sydney trip to see Harry Styles. Meg shares being recognized at Butterfly Creek, while a listener who worked at Australia Zoo recalls meeting the Backstreet Boys and Paul Walker. Scandal headlines cover Kim Kardashian’s F1 redemption and Troye Sivan’s video with Ian McKellen. The team argues over lotto daydreams, Dan’s nude “before” fitness photos, updates the A‑Lister rankings, gives away Air Points and Scotch Fingers, creates business jingles, and debates taking kids out of school for holidays.

00:00 Monday Morning Reset

01:51 Weekend All Blacks Recap

04:05 Meg Recognized In Public

05:22 First Call A List Celeb encounters

09:09 Scandal Headlines Roundup

12:25 Lotto Winners Dream Spending

16:15 Naughty 640

23:16 Easy Money

25:14 A List Tidy Up

30:38 Westpac Studio Tap

33:34 Scotch Finger Giveaway

37:31 Willy McBiscuit Appears

40:49 Male Triangle Theory

44:39 Jingle For Your Business

52:25 Easy Money

54:44 Harry Styles Sign Winner

57:40 Worst Pains Countdown

01:07:36 School Holiday Debate

From Jimmy Fallon's viral party games to Conan O'Brien’s surgeon-level stress ratings for late-night hosts, the team puts their own skills to the test. Watch as Megan forces Dan and Clint through high-stakes fake news breaking updates involving stolen sausage rolls and missing school shorts—before Megan's own chicken-on-the-loose bulletin goes completely off the rails.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday by debating the worst day of the week and dive into Meg’s nightmare navigating SkyCity-style car parks with duplicate bay labels. First caller James updates the team after winning $850k lotto, spending $13k on his son’s race car, and warns how his winning ticket was briefly lost. They argue whether you should eat when your meal arrives before others, then reveal a 200-man “Ultimate Fart Club” and play a 32-second fart. Easy Money gives away $1,000, Tova O’Brien previews the 1 News multi-party debate, the team discusses election sign rules, Kelly Clarkson’s $15k bird-store dispute, Homegrown tickets, chaotic live business jingles, Westpac prizes, and wild ex requests like officiating an ex’s wedding.

02:17 Parking Garage Chaos

06:10 Money Stories Call In

11:18 Scandal

12:36 Dinner Etiquette Fight

17:09 Ultimate Fart Club

23:02 Easy Money

25:36 Tova O'Brien

29:11 Election Sign Rules

31:22 Free Promo Corflutes

34:12 Kelly Clarkson Drama

39:14 Homegrown Tickets Giveaway

41:36 A Lister Debate

48:40 Easy Money

51:40 DIY Business Jingles

59:49 Westpac Studio Tap Prizes

01:05:49 Wild Ex Requests Calls