The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?

That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.

Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas!

First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate safe words—from kids’ “octopus” to bedroom and party code words. Easy Money features a disastrous round with Kane and a better attempt from Roshana. The team also shares pet hates, prizes via Westpac Studio Tap, door-knocking to place show signs, “Books by Boomers” dating tips from 1958, and shocking stories of teeth, toenails, and rat tails found in food, before interviewing the sausage award winner.

02:12 Coffee Catch Up

05:30 First Call Wedding DJ Fail

08:37 Scandal Headlines

10:33 Best Sausages List

14:41 Naughty 640 Safe Words

23:46 Easy Money

27:03 Weekend Gig Plans

31:31 Miley Or Jamie Game

35:16 Pet Peeves Vent Session

39:10 Westpac Studio Tap Win

41:50 Silly Election Policies

52:10 Easy Money

56:38 Dan Goes Door Knocking

01:04:51 Books By Boomers Dating

01:09:16 Rotten Tooth Chocolate

01:14:17 Gross Food Confessions

01:18:11 Best Sausage Winner