This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

Today's show is the birthday episode, that's right this is my birthday week, so I have birthday jokes. I also have several guests today telling a joke, and as always stick around for the after show.

My wife tole me to forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

I want you to know there's nothing better than the presence of friends and family on your birthday, except the presents from friends and family on your birthday.

Seth London sent in this dad joke this week... Do you know why ducks are born depressed? Because they were born with bills.

• How do pickles celebrate birthdays? They relish them.
• You know what they say about more candles... a bigger with!
• I'm not old. I'm aged to perfection.
• Statistics show that whose who have the most birthdays live the longest.
• Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake? it's too hard to put them on the bottom.
• Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you!
• My wife hired a clown for my birthday party. I told her thanks, I really do appreciate the jester.
• I was born a pessimist. My blood type is B negative.
• This whole birthday thing is getting old, don't you think?

--------As promised I have several people that sent in dad jokes this week. There was a big response and some people sent in multiple jokes, so if you don't here all your jokes in this episode they will be on future episodes-----------

1. Jacob Bell - A bear
2. Kade West - Crickets
3. Dayna Thornburg - A dryer
4. Niki Richardson - Will Smith
5. Kat Deford - The Office
6. Cole Thornburg - A skeleton
7. Norah Buikstra - Oklahoma Sucks
8. Dilan - A Spoiler
9. Meghan Breinig - A Dad Joke

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!

Your challenge this week is a shameless plug for you to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and buy me a cup of coffee by clicking on the yellow coffee cup at the bottom or by clicking the donate tab for my birthday. Don't worry, I like cheap $2 coffee.

Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!

Listen to the podcast to hear another joke and for me to talk about what I like on my birthday.

Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

In today's show, I have something to say to the person that stole my jacket, I also have a joke about golf and something to say about rising crime in the area. Then we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a little advice and a joke from Bob W. Stick around for the after show to hear a birthday announcement.

To the person on crutches that stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run!

Do you know why dads always carry an extra pair of socks when they play golf? Incase they get a hole in one.

After a series of crimes in the area, the police reported they were looking for a lady with one eye. I told them they should start looking with both eyes.

• Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
• What do you call a bear who's lost all his teeth? A gummy bear.
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
• The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
• I know they say money talks, but all mine says is 'goodbye.'
• The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
• The problem isn't obesity runs in my family. It's that no one runs in my family.
• A blind man walked into a bar... and a table... and a chair.
• Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her... or something like that.

My friend told me to meet him at the music store in 45, I met him there in 33. To me that's record speed.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect it back.

Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke just like Bob W. did. Be like Bob.

Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!

Listen to the podcast to hear about a birthday announcement for next week's episode.

Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson

This is the Real Kevin Richardson and welcome to The Dad Joke King. The home of the sometimes funny dad joke, but I wouldn't count on it.

In today's show I have bad news about my hearing, I have more bad news about my job. To make myself feel better I do have a joke about my wife and dog. Then to cheer me up we've got the rapid fire dad joke medley, a parenting tip and a joke from my daughter. Oh yeah, stick around for the after show to hear about married life.

I do have bad news... I went to the doctor the other day and he tole me I was going deaf. It was hard to hear.

And in other bad news... I just got fired today from my job at a calendar factory. They fired me for taking a couple of days off.

My wife Niki asked me this evening if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no, I didn't know he could.

• When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
• Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.
• How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
• What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
• There's something about subtraction that doesn't add up.
• Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is? Towels!
• What do lawyers where to work? Law suits.
• How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!

What's black and read all over? A newspaper!

A spinning ceiling fan will not support the weight of a child on a swing while your wife is having a girls night out. Trust me on this one.

Your challenge this week is to visit me at DadJokeKing.com and click on the "Tell a dad joke" button and tell me a dad joke just like my daughter did because she felt sorry for me. You should feel sorry for me too. Yes you, because you haven't told me a dad joke yet, so go to dadjokeking.com and do it.

Outro Thanks for listening to The Dad Joke King. Visit The Dad Joke King website for more sometimes funny dad jokes, but I wouldn't count on it. See Ya!

Listen to the podcast to hear about Married life.

Copyright 2022 Kevin Richardson