Weeeeeeeeeee're back!

In this episode:
Box Media explains the world to you -- they oversimplify so you don't have to!
Fitness culture has a litigiousness problem!
Announcers should stick to the script!
Enjoy the episode! (you won't)

• (00:00) - Introducing: Box Media
• (00:57) - Boxsplained: Nuclear Power
• (04:17) - Dead Lift Cafe
• (08:33) - Helicopter Cops: Part I
• (11:59) - Boxsplained: Online Radicalization
• (15:25) - Helicopter Cops: Part II
• (17:01) - Boxsplained: Psychedelics
• (19:17) - 'That' Part

Boxsplained
Box Media Announcer: Erin Suminsby
Extra Box Media Announcers: Jay Zadeh, Joe Diaco, Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny
Randos: Joe Diaco, Jay Zadeh
Boxsplained Host (nuclear power): Bex Zadeh
Nuclear Expert: Jay Zadeh
Main Nuclear Expert (Dr Burgess): Joe Diaco
Michael J Box: Karim C Kronfli
Boxsplained Host (Internet radicalism): Joe Diaco
Internet Expert (Dr Creswick): Grace Winpenny
Chase Logan: Ric Oldroyd
Boxsplained Host (psychedelics): Kris Brown
Mushroom Patient (Gina): Diana Helen Kennedy
Mushroom Doctor: Frank Guglielmelli
Mushroom Odyssey Narrator: Grace Winpenny
Box Media Interviewer: Erin Suminsby
Praying Child: Erin Suminsby

Deadlift Cafe
Brock Throng: Joe Diaco
Satisfied Customer 1: Aryn Hicks
Satisfied Customer 2: Jay Zadeh
Spectacle Court Announcer: Jay Zadeh
Judge Shanine Blaze: Aryn Hicks

Helicopter Cops
Announcer (Jason): Jay Zadeh
Cop 1: Erin Suminsby
Cop 2: Kris Brown
Director: Joe Diaco
Jason's Mother: Diana Helen Kennedy

Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan Studios

• Pat Goudey OBrien

Yes, this is being released on Halloween Monday, but this is not a Halloween special. No pumpkins, no monster movie kitsch: just the darkest batch of "comedy" sketches in WHSFM history. I'd skip this one if I were you.

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Credits:

The Intervention (0:08)
Samantha: Kaitie Bessette
Rick: Jared Hall
Marty: Frank Guglielmelli
Sandra: Erin Suminsby
Son: Joe Diaco

Ice Water (05:12)
Ed: Joe Diaco
Waitress: Kaitie Bessette
Shift supervisor: Erin Suminsby
Owner: Kris Brown
Franchise president: Aryn Hicks

Chef's Counter: Corn Dog Edition (11:38)
Crystal Blake: Erin Suminsby
Food Critics: Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh

The 'Goonies' Tape (17:07)
Andrew: Kris Brown
Dani: Samantha Stark
Chris: Joe Diaco
Spencer: Jay Zadeh

Poop On My Poop (20:46)
Written by Joe Diaco
Joe Diaco - Vocals, guitar, bass
Newscaster: Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh, Erin Suminsby

Music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

• (00:00) - Disclaimer
• (00:08) - The Intervention
• (05:12) - Ice Water
• (11:38) - Chef's Counter: Corndog Edition
• (17:07) - The 'Goonies' Tape
• (20:46) - Poop On Poop
• (23:21) - The Intervention (Reprise)

• Pat Goudey OBrien

The Dirtbag Liberation Army is in possession of a terrible weapon: a new episode "The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials" which they are threatening to release if their demands are not met. We do not support negotiation with terrorists, but please: think of the children.

Unless the DLA is appeased, "Fecal-Oral Route-a-Toot-Toot!" will drop on Halloween Monday, available on all podcasting apps.

Music by Fesliyan Studios
Voices: Joe Diaco and Fiona Thraille

• Pat Goudey OBrien

Rejoice! We're back! It's Season Three!

In this month's episode: ASMR you ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrumble?! Election season is coming up! Three brewery bros brainstorm a bold and beautiful brew! A warrior travels back from the future to save humanity from its terrifying fate! And a man takes the law into his own hands!

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Credits:

ASMR Wars
Intense Announcer: Dashawn Byron (DB)
Quiet Announcer: Jay Zadeh
FuckKittenPurrPurrNJ: Erin Suminsby
Dean Fuentes: Teo Jansen
Judge 1: Erin Suminsby
Judge 2: Samantha Stark
Judge 3: Joe Diaco

Avocado Party
Jane Crample : Grace Winpenny
David Scrovny: Karim C Kronfli
Johnny Avocado: Joe Diaco

Craft, Not Crap!
Dave: Nick Arganbright
Chunk: Joe Diaco
Vic: Zach Smejkal
Voiceover: Mister Burns (Scott Lavalla)

The Lickanator
James: Zach Smejkal
Jill: Erin Suminsby
Julia: Samantha Stark
Victoria: Andriana Chobot
The Lickanator: Kris Brown

Litter Box Outlaw
Man: Jared Hall
Woman: Kaitie Bessette
Friend: Joe Diaco
Announcer: Jay Zadeh

Beyond Whisperdome
Extras: Diana Kennedy, Daniel French of Fishbonius Sound Design, Lesley Frey

Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan Studios
Sound from http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/

• Pat Goudey OBrien

Get excited for the Season Three premiere! Avocado Party: Beyond Whisperdome drops September 28th and will be available on all major podcasting platforms. Listen to it with your fuckbabies!

• Pat Goudey OBrien

Announcing Season 3 of The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials!

Subscribe on your favorite podcasting app so you won't miss the premiere or any future episodes.

Get stökt!

• Pat Goudey OBrien

Now gather round people
The young and the olde
And listen: a tale of the Brave and the Bolde!
Where past lives are bought and the future is solde
The Legend of Wordo is about to be tolde…

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Credits:

All sketches written, directed, and produced by Joe Diaco

“The Legend of Wordo”
Written by Joe Diaco Performed by The Honey Badgers
Reprise performed by Joe Diaco with bass guitar by Jay Zadeh

Wordo
Narrator - Jay Zadeh
Charles - Nick Arganbright
John-O - Zach Smejkal
Shirley - Samantha Stark

MYSACC
Announcer - Erin Suminsby
Addict - Joe Diaco

Dr Q
Dr Q - Joe Diaco
Bunny Figg - Amélie Bouffard

RoboDate
Leslie - Samantha Stark

No Music Radio
DJ - Dashawn Byron (DB)

Spike Robinson: Space Explorer
Announcer - Andriana Chobot

Spike Robinson - Adam Murciano

Lieutenant VanDerGraaf - Erin Suminsby
Corporal Diamond - Joe Diaco
Navigator MacMahon - Jay Zadeh
The Entity - Nick Arganbright
Emperor Shakalaka - Dashawn Byron (DB)

Additional Voices: Jay Zadeh, David Ian, John Bartmann, Emiliano Quintanar, James C Taylor, Andrea Richardson

Graphic design by Nate Venet

Licensed Music:

Ke02 by Keosz

Jerry by John Bartmann

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

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It’s the war to end all wars! It’s: World War ‘Hey!’

In this month’s batch of comedy sketches: Nazis are stupid! Looking at pictures of fries all day isn’t suspicious at all! Spinach is a versatile crop! The ice age is over… or is it? And, to beat those nasty old Germans, FDR will have to form an alliance with a… not so friendly nation!

#buildbridges

#notbombs

#worldwarhey

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Credits:

All sketches written, directed, produced and mastered by Joe Diaco

Klaus und Heinrich (0:10)
Klaus - Kennedy Phillips
Heinrich - Zach Smejkal

OnlyFries (4:44)
Girlfriend - Kaitie Bessette
Boyfriend - Jared Hall
Announcer - Samantha Stark
Customer 1 - Joe Diaco
Fry guy - David Ian
Satisfied customer - Zach Smejkal

The Great Spinach Baking Show (7:49)
Announcer - Joe Diaco
Host - Erin Suminsby
Female judge - Jay Zadeh
Male judge - Jay Zadeh
James - Joe Diaco
Holly - Samantha Stark
Amanda - Kaitie Bessette

Ice Age (11:11)
NBA Announcer - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Journalist - Joe Diaco
Thaddosaurus Williams - Zach Smejkal
PSA Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Joel’s mother - Erin Suminsby
Firing Squad host - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Patrick Quinn - Jay Zadeh
Noel Greeley - Joe Diaco
Nadia O’Henry - Samantha Stark

Joe Steel (16:18)
President FDR - Joe Diaco
Henry Stimson - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Joe Steel - Joe Diaco

Crowd voices provided by: Marissa Cleroux, Nico Levesque, David Ian, Horton Patrick, James C Taylor, Martha Hirka

Licensed music:

Vuluke Khall (Instrumental Version) by DJ Bootsie is licensed under a Attribution-NonCommercial 3.0 International License.

Closing My Eyes for a Moment by Daniel Birch (www.danielbirchmusic.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Song of the Volga Boatmen Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

• (00:00) - Disclaimer
• (00:10) - Klaus und Heinrich
• (04:44) - OnlyFries
• (07:49) - The Great Spinach Baking Show
• (11:11) - Ice Age
• (16:18) - Joe Steel
• (20:40) - Klaus und Heinrich (Reprise)

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