Weeeeeeeeeee're back!

In this episode:
Box Media explains the world to you -- they oversimplify so you don't have to!
Fitness culture has a litigiousness problem!
Announcers should stick to the script!
Enjoy the episode! (you won't)

• (00:00) - Introducing: Box Media
• (00:57) - Boxsplained: Nuclear Power
• (04:17) - Dead Lift Cafe
• (08:33) - Helicopter Cops: Part I
• (11:59) - Boxsplained: Online Radicalization
• (15:25) - Helicopter Cops: Part II
• (17:01) - Boxsplained: Psychedelics
• (19:17) - 'That' Part

Boxsplained
Box Media Announcer: Erin Suminsby
Extra Box Media Announcers: Jay Zadeh, Joe Diaco, Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny
Randos: Joe Diaco, Jay Zadeh
Boxsplained Host (nuclear power): Bex Zadeh
Nuclear Expert: Jay Zadeh
Main Nuclear Expert (Dr Burgess): Joe Diaco
Michael J Box: Karim C Kronfli
Boxsplained Host (Internet radicalism): Joe Diaco
Internet Expert (Dr Creswick): Grace Winpenny
Chase Logan: Ric Oldroyd
Boxsplained Host (psychedelics): Kris Brown
Mushroom Patient (Gina): Diana Helen Kennedy
Mushroom Doctor: Frank Guglielmelli
Mushroom Odyssey Narrator: Grace Winpenny
Box Media Interviewer: Erin Suminsby
Praying Child: Erin Suminsby

Deadlift Cafe
Brock Throng: Joe Diaco
Satisfied Customer 1: Aryn Hicks
Satisfied Customer 2: Jay Zadeh
Spectacle Court Announcer: Jay Zadeh
Judge Shanine Blaze: Aryn Hicks

Helicopter Cops
Announcer (Jason): Jay Zadeh
Cop 1: Erin Suminsby
Cop 2: Kris Brown
Director: Joe Diaco
Jason's Mother: Diana Helen Kennedy

Music by Joe Diaco, John Bartmann and Fesliyan Studios

• Pat Goudey OBrien

Yes, this is being released on Halloween Monday, but this is not a Halloween special. No pumpkins, no monster movie kitsch: just the darkest batch of "comedy" sketches in WHSFM history. I'd skip this one if I were you.

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Credits:

The Intervention (0:08)
Samantha: Kaitie Bessette
Rick: Jared Hall
Marty: Frank Guglielmelli
Sandra: Erin Suminsby
Son: Joe Diaco

Ice Water (05:12)
Ed: Joe Diaco
Waitress: Kaitie Bessette
Shift supervisor: Erin Suminsby
Owner: Kris Brown
Franchise president: Aryn Hicks

Chef's Counter: Corn Dog Edition (11:38)
Crystal Blake: Erin Suminsby
Food Critics: Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh

The 'Goonies' Tape (17:07)
Andrew: Kris Brown
Dani: Samantha Stark
Chris: Joe Diaco
Spencer: Jay Zadeh

Poop On My Poop (20:46)
Written by Joe Diaco
Joe Diaco - Vocals, guitar, bass
Newscaster: Kris Brown, Grace Winpenny, Jay Zadeh, Erin Suminsby

Music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

• (00:00) - Disclaimer
• (00:08) - The Intervention
• (05:12) - Ice Water
• (11:38) - Chef's Counter: Corndog Edition
• (17:07) - The 'Goonies' Tape
• (20:46) - Poop On Poop
• (23:21) - The Intervention (Reprise)

• Pat Goudey OBrien

The Dirtbag Liberation Army is in possession of a terrible weapon: a new episode "The 'What the Hey' Show for Millennials" which they are threatening to release if their demands are not met. We do not support negotiation with terrorists, but please: think of the children.

Unless the DLA is appeased, "Fecal-Oral Route-a-Toot-Toot!" will drop on Halloween Monday, available on all podcasting apps.

Music by Fesliyan Studios
Voices: Joe Diaco and Fiona Thraille

• Pat Goudey OBrien