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  • Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 10: "Laura is the one"

    Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 10: "Laura is the one"
    Oct 13 2026

    It’s a real “check in on all our characters” episode. No Mr C at all! As four Dougie: Good news and bad news for Dougie Dale. Good news: he finds out what sex is, and loves it. Bad news: the mobster Mitchum Brothers wanna get him sooo bad. Speaking of, the Mitchum brothers get hit by a remote by spacey babe Candie, celebrate over Ike the Spike getting arrested, then get told by Tony Sinclair, Dougie’s coworker who it turns out is in Mr C’s pocket, that they have an enemy in Douglas Jones.

    Meanwhile: Richard Horne kills the lady who saw him run over that kid and then steals all his mom’s money, which prompts Ben Horne to finally cave and ask Beverly out on a date. Richard also gets shithead cop Chad to intercept a letter Miriam wrote saying Richard killed the kid, which Lucy is very suspicious of. Carl, the Harry Dean Stanton trailer park manager, plays his soulful guitar and is upset that Steven, the Get Out brother, is being abusive to Becky, Shelly’s daughter. Albert goes on a date with the morgue lady! Gordon Cole draws a little creature, gets a Laura Palmer vision, and learns about Diane’s shady texts! The Log Lady gives Hawk an all-timer log lady speech, and Rebekah Del Rio serenades us into the starless night…

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    Things mentioned:

    • The Roottrees Are Dead
    • The Case/Rise of the Golden Idol
    • Return of the Obra Dinn
    • Havoc (2005)
    • Harlan County, USA (1975)
    • Adolescence of Utena (1999)
    • The Breaking Bad episode, “Fly”
    • Blue Velvet
    • 5 Things Princess Diana Loved That Might Surprise You
    • Run Silent, Run Deep
    • Sheev Palpatine

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    2 ore e 21 min
  • Statement on Jacob Geller and upcoming schedule

    Statement on Jacob Geller and upcoming schedule
    Oct 1 2026

    Hi, it’s Sadie. This isn’t a normal episode of the show, there are some quite serious and upsetting things for us to address.

    As some background context, I’m recording this on October 1st, and a family member of Lily’s passed away last week. Lily had been traveling to do care work for that family member, and we were already going to put out our upcoming episodes a week late.

    Then, yesterday, September 30th, evidence surfaced that YouTuber and game critic Jacob Geller had been suspended in 2016 from The University of North Carolina for sexual assault. At time of recording, he’s been removed from MinnMax, a gaming show he co-hosted. There haven’t been any statements either from Jacob or from the survivor in question. (Update: Jacob has addressed and confirmed the allegations here.) Jacob had guested on our show, in our episode covering The Straight Story. We’re removing that episode from our feeds. Unfortunately, it was one that we referred back to quite a few times over the course of the show. We won’t be able to comb through our backlog to remove all those mentions, but removing the episode itself feels like the right action to take.

    Lily and I both heard of this news for the first time last night. We’re shocked, and personally still reeling. We condemn Jacob’s actions and stand with all survivors of sexual violence. Without speaking for Lily, I will say for myself that as a survivor, this news is very personally upsetting.

    In light of this, and the death in Lily’s family, our upcoming schedule will probably be erratic. We haven’t fully figured out how we want to handle the next month, but it might be a handful of weeks before we’re back to a normal cadence.

    I just want to say, from myself, that all my compassion and solidarity is with anyone who’s affected by this news. I hope that we have your patience as we figure out next steps.

    This may or may not stay on the feed long-term, but I wanted to put something out to address the situation and give some context for our schedule over the next bit. I hope all of you are doing okay.

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    3 min
  • Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 9: This Is The Chair

    Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 9: This Is The Chair
    Sep 14 2026

    Mr C, who did not die, meets up with Chantal and her husband, tells them to kill the warden and two people in Vegas, and texts a spooky phrase to…gasp! Diane!

    Speaking of, Diane and the feds go to Buckhorn, South Dakota, where they learn a bunch of crazy clues from the Garland Briggs body and from Bill Hastings, who it turns out was a pivotal stone on the path to floating head the whole time!

    As for the other investigators, Bobby, Hawk and Truman get a BIG CLUE: turns out Garland Briggs, in between Mr C’s visit and “dying”(??) in the fire, gave his wife a prophetic message inside a ringing metal container, that tells them to go to a specific place in the woods in 2 days. MYSTERIES ABOUND!

    Meanwhile: Dougie, who by the way seems to have not existed before 1997, gets his dna taken by “the coffee gambit”, then gets emotional about America and red shoes. Ike the Spike gets arrested. Lucy and Andy get a new chair. Ben Horne REALLY isn't fucking his secretary. Jerry Horne's foot is not his foot. Johnny Horne (although you could barely know it was him) runs into a wall. And last but not least, two girls at the roadhouse talk about getting fired for being high, a zebra, and a penguin.

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    Things mentioned:

    • The Devils (1971)
    • Michael Clayton (2007)
    • Leo Tolstoy – War and Peace
    • Fuck fourth of july
    • Revolutionary Girl Utena, Once Again
    • Hudson Mohawke – Cbat

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    2 ore e 21 min
  • Fantasia 2026 Roundup! (ft. Molly Maliszewska)

    Fantasia 2026 Roundup! (ft. Molly Maliszewska)
    Aug 26 2026

    It is time once again for our coverage of da best film festival in da world, Montreal's own Fantasia!!! With SPECIAL GUEST local filmmaker, festival organizer, and friend of the show Molly!!! (Lily will be here for our Camp Miasma episode, also part of our Fantasia coverage.)

    We saw a LOT of movies, and have them divvied up into loosely themed blocks. Look forward to:

    The transgender block

    • Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
    • Castration Movie Chapter iii.ii Junior Ghosts—Premorphic Drift; a fragmentary passage
    • Our Effed Up World

    The sick editing black & white block

    • Matapanki
    • Dance Freak

    The “doing krazy things with animals” block

    • Levitating
    • Insectasy

    The “j-horror directors do mystery” block

    • The Samurai and The Prisoner
    • Village of Eight Gravestones

    The vampire block

    • Los Vampires
    • No Rest for the Wicked
    • I Love Paris

    I could not be more excited to present this one to you all…enjoy !!!

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    Things mentioned:

    • The Dark Forest Theory
    • Kwaidan (1964)
    • Kosuke Kindaichi (the famous fictional Japanese detective)
    • Funny pic 1 re: The Galactic Ghoul
    • Funny pic 2 re: The Galactic Ghoul
    • Godhead (2026)

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    2 ore e 15 min
  • Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 8: "Gotta light?"

    Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 8: "Gotta light?"
    Aug 17 2026
    Mr C is out of jail no problem! He's cruising with Ray. He uses his phone to get tracking devices off his car somehow. He says he's going to take Ray to "the Farm", which isn't ominous at all. Ray says he has some numbers memorized that Mr C wants, but he might charge some money for them. Then he has to pee, which Mr C uses as an opportunity to shoot Ray. But he fell for the Fake Bullets Trick!!! Ray shoots him. This must spell trouble for ole Mr C....PSYCH! A bunch of those Woodsmen show up and do a Fucked Up Ritual to Mr C, which makes a black BOB Orb emerge from his stomach. Ray understandably freaks out and runs away. Driving away, he calls Phillip, presumably Jeffries, and says he thinks? he killed Mr C.Then SMASH CUT to the roadhouse! It’s the end of the episode! Time to get played out by a real life band, everyone’s favorite Lost Highway soundtrack producer, The Nine Inch Nails! Then Mr C wakes up. That’s weird though, we’re only like 15 minutes into the episode….what’s going on??? Oh! It’s 5:29 am on July 16, 1945, in White Sands, New Mexico! Do I know that from history somewhere? Oh a nuclear bomb has gone off! And we’re playing Krzysztof Penderecki’s Threnody to the Victims of Hiroshima, one of the most discordant pieces of avant-garde music imaginable! We zoom in on the bomb and get a cavalcade of overwhelming incomprehensible images in what I can only really describe as an assault on the senses. Then it kinda becomes fire, or smoke, or maybe galaxies forming? Or more bombs and volcanoes?Then we see a gas station and convenience store. We stay here for a few minutes while the camera does the fucked up jittery crashing graphics card effect from part 3, as smoke, light, and a bunch of those Woodsmen appear around the gas station.Then we see a shape that looks like the thing that killed that couple in part 1 floating in a void, vomiting up a bunch of liquid, that BOB orb, and a bunch of eggs.Then it’s back to the fire and threnody! There’s a weird gold nugget or something in there too.Then we go to that big purple sea from part 3, and a building that seems like a different building from where Coop was overlooking the sea from? Inside is that weird black & white space that Coop seemed to be in in the season’s opening scene. There’s a lady swaying to some chill old timey music. Then the guy who looks like the Giant is there, and one of those electric tea kettle diving bell things gives off an alarm. The giant turns it off then walks to their nearby theater, where he watches the episode so far. Then he floats up and some gold Stuff leaves his mouth, which the lady with him is entranced by. The gold stuff becomes an Orb with Laura in it. The lady kisses the orb and sends it to earth via pneumatic tube.ANYWAY! Back in New Mexico, it’s 1956 now. A fucked up frog moth thing crawls out of one of those eggs that got puked up. Then a young couple walk home, passing that gas station from earlier. The guy kisses the girl even though she didn’t really want to.Anyway! Those woodsmen are here! They spook out a couple in a car asking for a light, then one of them goes to the radio station, kills everyone inside, and broadcasts his Incantation over the radio, which makes everyone in town pass out. That frog moth thing crawls into the young girl’s mouth. The woodsman walks off into the desert and a horse neighs.What a normal episode!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at hellotstv@gmail.com and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:The chernobyl elephant’s footlily’s birds videoBertolt Brecht & his play “mother courage and her children”David Lynch – Quinoa Mulholland Drive (2001) & the winkies guy thereinThe Interracial Cuck Porn Theory of Everything⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by SadieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 ore e 53 min
  • Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 7: "There's a body all right"

    Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 7: "There's a body all right"
    Aug 3 2026
    It's finally time to pay off Laura's secret diary from Fire Walk With Me about how the good Dale is in the Lodge!!! It's what Hawk found in that bathroom stall door!!! There's also a really sad one about Laura realizing BOB is Leland. Hawk and Truman go “damn that's crazy I guess Leland hid it”, then Truman calls the original Harry Truman but doesn't press the point because he has cancer or something. Then he uses Skype™ to call Doc Hayward to ask him about the Coop that came out of the Lodge. Hayward says he was acting really weird and might have “checked in on” comatose Audrey Horne.Cynthia Knox, that FBI agent who was sent to check out Garland Briggs’ prints, is like what da hell there’s actually a body??? And he’s got no head and seems to have not aged??? Also one of those weird soot-blasted guys shows up and is REALLY spooky.Albert and Gordon talk to Diane!!! She tells them to fuck off but then does come to South Dakota to talk to Mr C. They have a very upsetting exchange with disturbing insinuations about the last time they saw each other, and she tells Gordon that Mr C is definitely not the real Dale Cooper. Afterwards, Mr C cashes in his Strawberry Blackmail for a get out of jail free card, and rides off with his henchman Ray. By the way, we remember from back in part 2 that Ray is scheming against Mr C, but that Mr C knows this.AND THAT’S NOT ALL! Dougie gets grilled by some Brother Cops about his exploding car. Janey-E tells them off because she’s had a very long day. But it’s about to get longer! Ike the Spike attacks!!! But Dougie fends him off with his Black Lodge Chop and Hand Squeeze! We then get a crazy street interview sequence about Dougie’s Moves.Meanwhile: Jerry Horne got too high!! In the woods!!! Andy tries to solve the mystery of the truck Richard Horne hit that kid with, but the guy he's talking to is really scared and then no-shows their meeting. Ben Horne and his secretary Beverly hear a Weird Sound in the Great Northern, and go “huh! weird!” at getting Dale’s old room key that Jade sent in the mail. Ben pointedly does Not make a move on her, and Beverly has a fraught relationship with her sick husband. Jean-Michel Renault watches a guy sweep at the roadhouse and is still a piece of shit about underage girls. And at the RR, a guy called Bing is looking for a guy called Billy.⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at hellotstv@gmail.com and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:War & Peace (and 1 year thereof)Hunter X Hunter (show)All About Eve (film)Malcolm in the Middle (show)Jeffiot’s video essay “Peak Art, Peak Slop”Sunset Boulevard (and our episode on it!)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 ore e 5 min
  • Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 6: "Don't Die"

    Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 6: "Don't Die"
    Jul 20 2026

    Dougie gets brought home by the cops after loitering soulfully at the sheriff statue. He gives his son a Potato Chip then gets another message from MIKE: wake up! Don't die! This doesn't wake him up; instead, he gets Insurance Vision and scribbles all over his case files. The next day, his boss is at first upset about the scribbles, but then awed when he realizes the disturbing truth they reveal.

    Janey-E gives Dougie a piece of her mind, then gives the loan sharks he owes $50,000 to a piece of her mind, which seems to work?

    Meanwhile: Albert meets Diane for One Second! Carl from fire walk with me is back! So is a lady called Miriam! They both witness Richard Horne run over a kid after he gets emasculated via magic trick at a drug deal!

    We don't see Mr C once, but we do see his machinations, as his Ominous Red Square prompts that nervous business guy Duncan Todd to send Ike “The Spike” Stadtler to kill Dougie and Lorraine, the hitman handler who failed to kill him last time. Chad is still an asshole! And Hawk finally finds an honest to goodness clue, as a dropped Indian Head coin leads him into a bathroom stall with a nez percé manufactured door... and inside that door... some mysterious pages!

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    Things mentioned:

    • Dog Day Afternoon (1975 film)
    • What a Way to Go (1964 film)
    • Nine Sols (game)
    • Maria BC - Marathon
    • Annahstasia - Tether
    • “I changed my style in a way that was lovely” meme
    • The Straight Story (1999 film)
    • Elf (2003 film)
    • @chinanelevate (Instagram account)
    • Sharon Van Etten - Tarifa

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    2 ore e 18 min
  • Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 5: "Case Files"

    Twin Peaks: The Return, Part 5: "Case Files"
    Jul 6 2026
    Dougie Dale sheds a tear at the sight of his son in the car, then goes to work at LUCKY 7 INSURANCE. He convinces young intern Phil to give him a guy called Frank’s coffee, which works out because Frank finds out he likes green tea. A flashing green light makes Dougie say that a co-worker, Sinclair, is lying about an insurance payout on a fire. His boss, Bushnell “Battling Bud” Mullins, gives him a bunch of case files to study all night. Then he forgets how to pee again which makes an anonymous female coworker want to fuck him so bad. He definitely does not pay back the $50,000 debt Janey-E tells him to. Meanwhile, Mr C is locked up in jail, where he sees Bob’s reflection in the mirror. He uses his one phone call to say something about “Mr Strawberry”, which seems to rattle the warden, and then puts a code into the phone that makes every alarm go off so he can say “the cow jumped over the moon” without anyone hearing.Meanwhile: the hitmen supposed to kill Dougie keep circling the block and going idunno his car is still there. This really stresses out a woman named Lorraine who texts “2” to a little black box which shrinks. Don't ask me! Later some punks try to steal the car and it explodes. Anyway! The detectives find Dougie’s ring inside the stomach of maybe Garland Briggs’ corpse. Shelley and Norma Shelley's daughter, played by Amanda Siegfried, is dating a burnout called Steven. New Sheriff Truman’s wife is a TOTAL BITCH. 2 mob guys(?) beat up and fire the casino pit boss while their 3 hotties watch. Jade puts Coop’s Great Northern key in the mail. A guy named only in the credits gets very rapey at the Roadhouse. Tammy Preston seems to think there's something weird with Coop's fingerprints. Andy and Hawk still got nothing. And we FINALLY learn what Jacoby is doing with those shovels and it makes NO SENSE!!⁂Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodesFollow the show on BlueskyQuestions? Comments? Email us at hellotstv@gmail.com and we may respond in a future episode!⁂Things mentioned:SoulseekKashiwa Daisuke – program music I & program music IIIBehind the Bastards (podcast) The Doom Generation (1995)Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)red ball market global (this is a bit from The Chair Company lol)This picture of Caleb Landry-Jones“How Takeout Culture Has Changed Twin Peaks’ Relationship to Coffee”“The Turtle Club” from Master of Disguise (2002)I Think You Should LeaveMegalopolis (2024)How to pronounce: Steve Buscemi, Amanda Seyfried, Brian OuthwaiteMax Graves – “What Happens Next”alex jones get back here cowardWalter Benjamin – The Work of Art in the Age of Mechanical ReproductionNetwork (1976)Wild at Heart (1990)Universal Language (2024)⁂Find Sadie:BlueskyLetterboxdFind Lily:YouTubeBlueskyLetterboxdInstagram⁂Music by Jamie PageShow art by Mya Fernandes-GilesThis episode edited by Mary Chan at Organized Sound ProductionsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 ore e 20 min