Damn, this episode sucks!

Pete cooks up a stalematey chess move for Dale, the girls put together the poem Earle wrote for them, and over at the catboy shack Windom tells Leo he loves poetry and making arrows...? Nadine dumps Ed, who for real this time proposes to Norma, who dumps Hank, who’s off to jail for real this time. A Hot Guy shows up with Audrey’s name on him...! Finally, Josie Packard, and her plotline, meet a bitter, racist, uninspired end.

Also: ableism leaves a foul taste in Sadie’s milf, Lily does NOT say the F-slur, and your illustrious hosts debut a new segment: TWIN PEAKS BINGO!!

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Things mentioned:

"Songs in the Key of Z" by Irwin Chusid

Blue Corpse (Jandek album)

Daniel Johnston

The Devil and Daniel Johnston (documentary)

House (film)

Face Like a Frog (short film)

Marina Abramovic's pieces “Rest Energy”, “Lovers”, and "The Artist Is Present"

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FIRST THINGS FIRST: WE ARE NOT FREE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!! I REPEAT, THERE HAS BEEN NO ESCAPE FROM FUCK MANSION!!!!!!!! GET BACK IN THERE JAMES HURLEY YOU POUTING LITTLE SLUT!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, Windom Earle decided just the one chess-based high-concept fucked up clue delivery system wasn’t enough, so he sent pieces of his dead wife’s wedding dress to a bunch of cities that make a big C on a map. He’s still doing the chess thing though, which Dale deals with by contracting Pete, who it turns out has secretly been a chess genius the whole time? But other important Earle news: he’s really into playing the flute now? And has decided to keep Leo as a boy pet. Also he’s giving some message to Donna, Audrey, and Shelley, and leaves a spooky death mask for Dale but that’s less important.

Meanwhile: Hank is getting sent back to the slammer for shooting Leo. Nadine invents polyamory when she walks in on Ed and Norma in the afterglow. The cops suspect Josie probably shot that guy. But Catherine seems ready to sell Josie to Thomas Echkardt as I guess a sex slave, in what continues to be the worst plotline on the show. And last but not least, Audrey, Jerry, and Jacoby bring Ben back from civil war land by having him win the civil war for the South ????????????

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Things mentioned:

• Sadie’s grandma Claire, and birds
• BirdNote
• The Fall (2006)
• Ribbon Skirt – Bite Down
• “The Cohost Sheev Palpatine Pivot! Post”
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
• The First Wives Club (1996)
• The “wrow” vine
• Cliff Blazinksi’s dumb Bioshock: Infinite Roger Ebert death post lol
• Hundreds of Beavers (2022)

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A pretty bad episode of Twin Peaks makes for a killer episode of TS TV. Coop spends a lot of time telling us about how Earle is so epic and twisted. Leo becomes a slasher villain for a scene and then runs off into the woods like Frankenstein's monster. Ben is still doing the civil war. The “old cranky mayor who is mad his brother died from f***ing this preternaturally hot woman” plotline resolves in the most insane way imaginable. Finally, Lily forgets the mill burned down and Sadie doesn't correct me– I mean her? What gives, Sadie??

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Things mentioned:

• Jackson Galaxy
• Mount Eerie
• Xiu Xiu
• Castration Movie
• I Saw the TV Glow (check out our episode on it!)
• Reason Over Passion (film)
• Reason Over Passion (quilt)
• Joyce Wieland’s “What They Do at Sunrise”
• Sherilyn Fenn’s Instagram account
• “The dogshit Obi-Wan Kenobi show”
• Jeffrey Marsh (evil Twin Peaks character)
• Jeffrey Marsh (2010s nonbinary influencer)

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