Episodi

  • Episode 91 - The Ocean Is A Lot Of Pee

    Episode 91 - The Ocean Is A Lot Of Pee
    Oct 23 2026
    "Country roads, take me home"

    - Nobody doesn’t know what a compliment is.
    - We weigh up peeing in the pool vs peeing in the ocean.
    - Ben can’t figure out how people are cleaning their showers.
    - Ben wants every industry to adopt upside down bottles.
    - Ben thinks he’s cracked the code to writing a hit song.
    - Nobody shares her go to fun fact about wolves.
    - Ben discovers he didn’t know what his own favourite animal or colour was.
    - Ben does a deep dive on the dating history of Where’s Wally?
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    1 ora e 1 min
  • Episode 90 - Don’t Be Faceist

    Episode 90 - Don’t Be Faceist
    Sep 22 2026
    "All of the body-ody, the ass and titties"

    - Ben refuses to say whether he attended Taylor Swift’s wedding.
    - Doja Cat doesn’t show her boobs real hard.
    - Nobody has questions about anal bleaching, unibrows and what your face is for.
    - Ben’s got a plumbing problem and a mysterious wet patch.
    - Nobody wants a pink light on her car for near emergencies.
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    1 ora e 21 min
  • Episode 89 - Unpartnered

    Episode 89 - Unpartnered
    Aug 21 2026
    "She might not be ready, on this stone cold summer night"

    - We debate the hypothetical highs and lows of getting paid to masturbate.
    - Ben recalls his time working at Big Al’s Pizza and Pasta.
    - We deliberate about foot fetishes and the humble Aussie tradition of the shoey.
    - Ben gets some harsh feedback at his girlfriend’s family reunion.
    - Nobody startles her husband by warning him not to get startled.
    - We argue about whether Ben should have waited for Nobody to arrive before ordering his burger.
    - Nobody poses a question about the etiquette of getting drinks for the whole family.
    - Ben 10 goes missing at the family reunion.
    - We discuss getting sick on holidays and contemplate the need for adult diapers.
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    1 ora e 17 min
  • Episode 88 - I Have Boobies Cancer

    Episode 88 - I Have Boobies Cancer
    Jul 29 2026
    "I've got to leave, it's time for a show"

    - We ponder the career trajectory of Thomas the Tank Engine’s Fat Controller.
    - We discuss our recent health checkups and memorable teenage email addresses.
    - Nobody is worried that Ben brought a spider back from Brazil.
    - Nobody doesn’t want to live on the ground floor.
    - Ben tries to sneak a tissue past airport security.
    - Ben evaluates his chances of figuring out how to use an airplane seat as a flotation device.
    - Ben discovers you can’t flush toilet paper in Brazil.
    - Ben takes issue with the way Brazilians eat pizza.
    - Ben visits the town of Valparaiso, where he gets quizzed about his girlfriend.
    - Ben documents the bad drivers of Brazil.
    - Nobody has a run in with a spider on the highway.
    - Ben learns about the cutia, the tastiest of the Brazilian rodents.
    - Ben unwittingly unleashes a scorpion on his girlfriend's household.
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    1 ora e 24 min
  • Episode 87 - Making Ends Meat

    Episode 87 - Making Ends Meat
    Jun 2 2026
    "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

    - We play the Jeffrey Epstein and Luke Skywalker game.
    - Nobody stumbles home after a visit the ophthalmologist that leaves her nearly blind.
    - We discuss how a ‘top 30 headache’ can mean vastly different things for men and women.
    - We reminisce about the early days of Facebook and Nobody’s most cringeworthy posts.
    - Nobody has a new business proposal for desexing your pets on the go.
    - Ben faces a dilemma while getting his car serviced.
    - Ben dives into his group chat for the first ever ‘Darren’s musings’.
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    57 min
  • Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!

    Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!
    May 14 2026
    "The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together"

    - Ben doesn’t want the obligation of dealing with your dead body.
    - Nobody lost her grandma’s ashes.
    - We plan Nobody’s funeral and her partners commiseration handjob.
    - Nobody asks if you’d let a stranger with diarrhea into your house.
    - Nobody outlines exactly what she’d use the superpower of ‘bowel vision’ for.
    - Ben dreams up a way for Nobody to get rich babysitting.
    - We brainstorm responses to the cute goodnight message Ben received.
    - We discuss brother lovin’ in The White Lotus.
    - Nobody is having a bad hair day and hasn’t had a haircut in many years.
    - We swap Uber ratings and call for an end to the five-star rating system.
    - Ben asks what is the best music to listen to during an MRI?
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    1 ora e 9 min
  • Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipsh*t?

    Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipsh*t?
    Apr 21 2026
    "I want someone to try, or let me down easy, easy tonight"

    - Ben is confused by the condoms in airport bathrooms.
    - We ponder what the inside of our nose smells like.
    - The Toni and Ryan podcast is giving Ben a glimpse into a parallel universe.
    - Nobody thinks our childhood town of Research would be the perfect setting for a small-town murder mystery.
    - Ben has a run in with a mentally healthy gang of youths.
    - We both get stuck in conversations with old men.
    - We discuss our aversion to hugging our friends.
    - Nobody has a café couch etiquette dilemma.
    - Ben feels sorry for Stranger Things’ ‘Dipshit Derek’.
    - Nobody buys exactly one kilo of bananas.
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    1 ora e 3 min
  • Episode 84 – Esprit de Café

    Episode 84 – Esprit de Café
    Mar 18 2026
    "I think I got to know your body"

    - Ben thinks we need a name for the back of the knee.
    - We discuss accidentally sending dirty messages to the group chat.
    - Ben attends the Grand Prix and buys the world’s most expensive dental floss.
    - Ben has some follow up questions about Nobody’s love of Ferris wheels and the World’s Fair.
    - Prompted by the Toni & Ryan podcast, Nobody asks what percentage of each other bodies we have seen.
    - Nobody keeps booking hotel rooms with windows to the bathroom.
    - Nobody accidentally texts Ben a dirty Resident Evil meme.
    - Nobody has a café etiquette question about eating outside food.
    - We share our disdain for paid public toilets.
    - Nobody visits an empty restaurant and gets put on display.
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    1 ora e 14 min