Episodi

  • Episode 54 - Number Three, Your Number Two Is Ready

    Episode 54 - Number Three, Your Number Two Is Ready
    Jun 11 2024
    "Blackpink in your area"

    - We name a dead person.
    - Ben’s new TV has kicked off an obsession with Korean television.
    - We answer Blackpink's hypothetical questions about death and zombies.
    - Nobody wants to establish some public bathroom etiquette.
    - Nobody awkwardly smiles at couples.
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    1 ora e 6 min
  • Episode 53 - Fanta: In Space No One Can Hear You Scream

    Episode 53 - Fanta: In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
    May 21 2024
    "My Bonnie lies over the ocean, my Bonnie lies over the sea"

    - We discuss great taglines and getting heated playing board games.
    - Ben’s annoyed that overalls don’t actually go ‘over all’.
    - Nobody analyses the misheard song lyrics of My Bonnie lies over the ocean.
    - Ben visits Emporium and gets trapped in Rebel Sport.
    - Nobody has a rare but disappointing experience inhaling mouthwash.
    - Ben finds himself in a compromising scenario during an evacuation.
    - We discuss the etiquette of passing along a hello.
    - We go over our history of pet names and Ben makes a pilgrimage to Big Ben.
    - We celebrate Nobody’s amazing catch at the supermarket.
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    1 ora e 5 min
  • Episode 52 - What We Need Is More Anxiety

    Episode 52 - What We Need Is More Anxiety
    May 11 2024
    "Bounce"

    - We want sweat proof headphones and devise a bouncy new gym playlist.
    - Ben reveals his million-dollar idea for the OCD light switch.
    - Nobody invents an app that shames people for not replying to her texts.
    - Nobody has been binging Monk and her viewing habits still infuriate Ben.
    - Nobody’s husband takes a flight with a man does nothing for an entire nine-hour flight.
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    1 ora e 12 min
  • Episode 51 - Wanking For Fun And Profit

    Episode 51 - Wanking For Fun And Profit
    Apr 14 2024
    "Well, I guess this is growing up"

    - We debate whether it’s best to eat cake with a fork or a spoon?
    - Nobody upsets her neighbours by not putting her ironing board away properly.
    - Ben’s dating app saga continues as he matches with a girl who thinks she recognises him from a wedding.
    - Ben wants to know what the ‘bonuses’ are for when donating sperm.
    - We discuss our actual age versus our mental age.
    - We reminisce about the surge of mutant animal cartoons in the 90s and Nobody shares a moment with the wine delivery person.
    - Nobody has left the cult of minty flavoured toothpaste.
    - Nobody’s discusses her love/hate relationship with ghosts.
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    1 ora e 11 min
  • Episode 50 - I Hope You Find Your Pot Of Gold

    Episode 50 - I Hope You Find Your Pot Of Gold
    Mar 29 2024
    "She leaves me with jelly legs. Where did all my good luck get to?"

    - Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace.
    - Ben wants to scoop a few jellyfish out of the harbour, we dream of TVs popping out of the foot of the bed and discuss the traumatising Witcher fireplace.
    - We reflect on some lingering COVID dilemmas and the world’s strongest breath mint.
    - Ben is confused by a late Saint Patrick's Day text message and matches with the hardest woman to talk to of all time.
    - Nobody is traumatised by McDonalds, stairs and driving, while Ben recounts his ‘Dunston Checks In’ lifestyle.
    - We discuss Ben’s stair climb dreams being crushed and Nobody’s half marathon VIP treatment.
    - Nobody signs up for another eight weeks of tennis lessons and wants more things to be gamified as an adult.
    - Nobody asks ‘Do you like Kyrptonite?’
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    1 ora e 16 min
  • Episode 49 - Betty And Veronica

    Episode 49 - Betty And Veronica
    Mar 15 2024
    "It's the fountain of youth, it’s the meaning of life. So hot, so sweet, so whet my appetite."

    - We declare Ovalteenies to be overrated and overpriced.
    - Nobody asks how old a glass of water you would drink from?
    - Nobody wakes up to a rat on her bedside table.
    - The Chinese are living underwater as they reach 100% ‘relative humidity’ during the week.
    - Ben is now advocating for wedding shorts.
    - Ben attends a wedding and the celebrant speaks highly of the grooms calm…demeanour.
    - Ben catches an Uber home and is embarrassed to call it again.
    - Ben reveals his ‘Roman Empire’ of the podcast.
    - Ben finds himself in uncharted waters as he hits it off with two women on the dating apps.
    - Ben reunites with a girl on a dating app and fails to impress her with his memory.
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    1 ora e 17 min
  • Episode 48 – Gym Session Of A Salesman

    Episode 48 – Gym Session Of A Salesman
    Feb 27 2024
    "I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm"

    - Ben still doesn’t know which way to face in the elevator.
    - Ben loves Survivor and Jonathan LaPaglia's dirty mouth.
    - Ben buys some new pillows and Nobody’s regrets her Black Sails themed decor.
    - Nobody is becoming a COVID conspiracy theorist.
    - Nobody tests her husband on whether he would still love her if she was a snail?
    - We provide some advice to a redditor with a pee bottle problem.
    - A guy with a Star Wars obsessed girlfriend needs our help.
    - We advise the girlfriend of a guy who doesn’t fart.
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    1 ora e 9 min
  • Episode 47 – Prison Gruel

    Episode 47 – Prison Gruel
    Feb 17 2024
    "I'd sent a text to the person the text was about."

    - We divulge our respective mayonnaise dilemmas.
    - Ben asks whether you’d accept the reward for returning a missing pet?
    - Ben uses his escape room mindset to fix his overheated phone.
    - Ben proposes a restrained use of the edit and delete instant messages feature.
    - Nobody has paid for eight weeks of tennis lessons and is absolutely hating it.
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    1 ora e 3 min