Episodi

  • Episode 87 - Making Ends Meat

    Episode 87 - Making Ends Meat
    Jun 3 2026
    "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy"

    - We play the Jeffrey Epstein and Luke Skywalker game.
    - Nobody stumbles home after a visit the ophthalmologist that leaves her nearly blind.
    - We discuss how a ‘top 30 headache’ can mean vastly different things for men and women.
    - We reminisce about the early days of Facebook and Nobody’s most cringeworthy posts.
    - Nobody has a new business proposal for desexing your pets on the go.
    - Ben faces a dilemma while getting his car serviced.
    - Ben dives into his group chat for the first ever ‘Darren’s musings’.
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    57 min
  • Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!

    Episode 86 - I Have Diarrhoea, Let Me In!
    May 14 2026
    "The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together"

    - Ben doesn’t want the obligation of dealing with your dead body.
    - Nobody lost her grandma’s ashes.
    - We plan Nobody’s funeral and her partners commiseration handjob.
    - Nobody asks if you’d let a stranger with diarrhea into your house.
    - Nobody outlines exactly what she’d use the superpower of ‘bowel vision’ for.
    - Ben dreams up a way for Nobody to get rich babysitting.
    - We brainstorm responses to the cute goodnight message Ben received.
    - We discuss brother lovin’ in The White Lotus.
    - Nobody is having a bad hair day and hasn’t had a haircut in many years.
    - We swap Uber ratings and call for an end to the five-star rating system.
    - Ben asks what is the best music to listen to during an MRI?
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    1 ora e 9 min
  • Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipsh*t?

    Episode 85 – Are You Calling Moi A Dipsh*t?
    Apr 21 2026
    "I want someone to try, or let me down easy, easy tonight"

    - Ben is confused by the condoms in airport bathrooms.
    - We ponder what the inside of our nose smells like.
    - The Toni and Ryan podcast is giving Ben a glimpse into a parallel universe.
    - Nobody thinks our childhood town of Research would be the perfect setting for a small-town murder mystery.
    - Ben has a run in with a mentally healthy gang of youths.
    - We both get stuck in conversations with old men.
    - We discuss our aversion to hugging our friends.
    - Nobody has a café couch etiquette dilemma.
    - Ben feels sorry for Stranger Things’ ‘Dipshit Derek’.
    - Nobody buys exactly one kilo of bananas.
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    1 ora e 3 min
  • Episode 84 – Esprit de Café

    Episode 84 – Esprit de Café
    Mar 18 2026
    "I think I got to know your body"

    - Ben thinks we need a name for the back of the knee.
    - We discuss accidentally sending dirty messages to the group chat.
    - Ben attends the Grand Prix and buys the world’s most expensive dental floss.
    - Ben has some follow up questions about Nobody’s love of Ferris wheels and the World’s Fair.
    - Prompted by the Toni & Ryan podcast, Nobody asks what percentage of each other bodies we have seen.
    - Nobody keeps booking hotel rooms with windows to the bathroom.
    - Nobody accidentally texts Ben a dirty Resident Evil meme.
    - Nobody has a café etiquette question about eating outside food.
    - We share our disdain for paid public toilets.
    - Nobody visits an empty restaurant and gets put on display.
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    1 ora e 14 min
  • Episode 83 – Ohhhhh!

    Episode 83 – Ohhhhh!
    Mar 3 2026
    "All we are is dust in the wind"

    - Nobody is done with personal growth.
    - Someone is stealing Ben’s Fijian sand!
    - Ben’s stomach starts speaking to him.
    - Nobody wants to visit the World’s Fair.
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    1 ora
  • Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit

    Episode 82 – Swimmers Suit
    Feb 10 2026
    "I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop."

    - Ben wonders if we should trust Trojan condoms and we brainstorm the politest way to say ‘raw dogging’.
    - We launch our new brand of customised condoms.
    - Nobody feeds Ben the worst candy he’s ever had.
    - We cheap out on sunscreen and face the consequences.
    - Nobody returns from Bali with dengue fever. Aka. The poor man’s Ozempic.
    - Nobody claims she knows the speed of farts and can identify a farters gender.
    - We dig into the winter Olympics aerial skier crotch controversy.
    - We wonder what Jesus would have thought of hot cross buns.
    - We cap off 2025 by answering the burning questions about Ben’s Christmas lunch and the Gävle goat.
    - Ben invents ‘window towel’ and gets a new car.
    - Nobody wants more people to adopt the ‘in person indicator’ move.
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    1 ora e 6 min
  • Episode 81 – Comedy Is Subjective

    Episode 81 – Comedy Is Subjective
    Dec 19 2025
    "And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the navy"

    - We make the common mistake of confusing Glenn Close with Glen Powell.
    - Ben gets embroiled in a case of mistaken identity at the massage parlour.
    - Ben provides a Christmas penguin update.
    - Ben introduces his family to Aunty Donna with disastrous results.
    - We discuss our positions on standing ovations.
    - Nobody wonders why Billy Joel is taking shots at the navy.
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    1 ora e 8 min
  • Episode 80 – Stand Still And Burn

    Episode 80 – Stand Still And Burn
    Dec 1 2025
    "'Cause baby, now we got bad blood"

    - Ben is perplexed by the ‘void if scratched’ part of scratch off lottery tickets.
    - We analyse the two types of zoot suits.
    - We check in with the Gävle Goat for the first time in 2025.
    - We discuss giant pants and ‘button up people’.
    - Nobody tries to attend a yoga class and ends up in an unusual situation.
    - Nobody explains her theory on why Taylor Swift might be the Zodiac Killer.
    - Ben may have let a murderer into the building.
    - Two penguins may be attending the Moore family Christmas this year.
    - The new season of The Witcher sparks a Liam Hemsworth vs Henry Cavill debate and more...
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    1 ora e 21 min