The moment has arrived: the selection of the Dolliest Dolly Parton song of them all. As we investigate whether all Parton-narration roads pass through "Jolene," we're also discussing insightful user comments, the perils of a glass and a half of Chablis, the ugly weakness of love, audition songs, and The Aeneid. Pause that Starsky & Hutch rerun and listen now!

Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne. Visit us on Patreon for more!

SHOW NOTES

• Where it all began with the Dolly 64
• The Dolly 64 E09: The Final 4
• Episode 33: Beyoncé, "Countdown"
• Episode 125: ABBA-sode!

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And you think about it, don't you? ...As much as we'd like every one of these Dolly Parton songs to get a participation tiara, we will forge ahead with choosing the championship pair. Along the way, we hear medleys of two of the finalists, contemplate the difference between a "bad" song and a "correct" one, and speculate on Mr. Jolene's double album.

Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne. Visit us on Patreon for more!

SHOW NOTES

• Where it all began with the Dolly 64
• Episode 5: Cam, "Mayday"
• "Dolly Parton Says New 'Jolene' Rendition 'Son of Jolene' Is 'Clever.' Belles Agrees: 'I Can Die Happy Now' (Exclusive)"

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Today we select our Final 4 in the Dolly 64, after struggling with self-imposed rules that don't serve us, identifying the Dolly songs that won't end up in a commercial for floor polish, and speculating on that waterboy's future coot prospects. Why did it take us this long to come up with the phrase "the Fortress of Dollitude"? Maybe because we inhaled too much pink Partonclave smoke...you'll have to listen to find out.

Intro and outro by Andrew Byrne. Visit us on Patreon for more!

SHOW NOTES

• Where it all began with the Dolly 64

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