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  • MERCY (MOVIE)....IS WHAT CHRIS PRATT IS PLEADING FOR! | MAN ON FILM | Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK

    MERCY (MOVIE)....IS WHAT CHRIS PRATT IS PLEADING FOR! | MAN ON FILM | Xcellent! WORLD NETWORK
    Jan 23 2026
    EPISODE TITLE:

    Man on Film: MERCY Me, Chris Pratt!





    In this episode of Man on Film, Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio take on MERCY, Chris Pratt’s AI-infused action thriller. Is it sleek sci-fi or just another January throwaway? The fellas debate its "whitelandish" plot twists, robo-romance with a stunning Rebecca Ferguson, AI sass, flowing linen fits, and the shocking mystery that almost holds up.
    Is this Chris Pratt’s next Star-Lord moment or just Star-Lost? Tune in as we dissect the plot, rate the movie (3 AI-snaps out of 5), and find out if Mercy deserves box office absolution — or judgment.
    Brought to you by Xcellent World Network Sponsored by Bussymaster™ & The Masters of the Universe

    NEW EPISODE DROP! Chris Pratt asks for MERCY… but does he deserve it?!
    Andre Xcellence! + Mr. Caravaggio break down the AI-filled action flick Mercy — complete with big sci-fi vibes, bigger plot holes, and a stunning Rebecca Ferguson that might just be the hottest robot we’ve ever seen.
    3 AI-snaps outta 5. Full review, debate, and foolery now on MAN ON FILM — streaming wherever you get your pods.
    #ManOnFilm #XcellentWorldNetwork #ChrisPratt #MercyMovie #RebeccaFerguson #MovieReview #PodcastDrop #SciFiMovies #Movies #BussyMaster

    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    22 min
  • Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK

    Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK
    Jan 27 2026

    “MAN ON FILM: Night Patrol Movie Review (Guilty Of Crimes Against Cinema?) | MEN ON FILM 🎞 | Xcellent WORLD NETWORK
    Buckle up and zip those pants — Night Patrol is officially under investigation. Andre Xcellence! and Mr. Caravaggio return to the scene of the comedy crime to dissect this forgotten 80s fever dream full of cops, comedians, and questionable accents. Is it a cult classic or a felony in film form? You decide. We break down Linda Blair’s wild career pivot, why The Unknown Comic should’ve remained…unknown, and how many fart jokes are legally too many.
    Plus: how many snaps do we give this night shift of nonsense? And does Night Patrol deserve a spot in the “so-bad-it’s-good” Hall of Fame next to Troll 2 and Miami Connection?
    One thing’s for sure: this ain’t your average roll call. It’s MAN ON FILM — where the badge is fake but the laughs are real.


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    Night Patrol, Movie Review, Man on Film, 80s Comedy, Cult Films, Linda Blair, The Unknown Comic, Spoof Movies, Police Comedy, Xcellent World, Podcast



    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    14 min
  • 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE — Voldemort, ScareCrow & Zombie Daddy Issues * MOF REVIEW

    28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE — Voldemort, ScareCrow & Zombie Daddy Issues * MOF REVIEW
    Jan 16 2026
    Buckle up, babes — the zombies got gym memberships and Rafe Fiennes is serving “evil wizard turned hot doctor” realness.It’s 28 years later and somehow we’re STILL running. This ain’t your cousin’s horror flick — it’s bone temples, bad decisions, and big thick alpha snaps .
    This week on Man’s on Film:
    Rafe’s full government name has 12 syllables and a death curseSamson is THAT undead dude and he’s built like plot armorSpike = baby angel with Scareface energy Nicole Kidman STILL hasn’t changed that damn silver jumpsuit at AMCWe rate the movie 4/5 Big Zombie D Snaps™ because it EATS (literally)Voldemort dances to Iron Maiden and it’s spiritual
    Also: we argue about zombie science, mourn the lost time between sequels, and fight over if this was better than Primate (it was, but go off).
    So… should you see it?Yes. Twice. In Dolby. With a helmet.
    Stream now wherever you listen to podcasts. Watch your back, the infected got rhythm.
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    28 years later and Rafe Fiennes is STILL terrifying… and somehow hot?Zombies got bigger. Plots got thicker. And Nicole Kidman still hasn’t changed her AMC outfit.
    This week’s ep: Zombie daddy Samson 4/5 Big D Snaps Scareface Spike supremacy Voldemort + Iron Maiden = cinema
    Link in bio. It’s always raining… MEN.#MansOnFilm #BoneTemple #ZombieButMakeItFashion #28YearsLater #SpikeProtectionSquad #RafeFiennesDaddyEra #AMCConspiracy

    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    19 min
  • HOUSEMAID MEN ON FILM REVIEW🎥

    HOUSEMAID MEN ON FILM REVIEW🎥
    Jan 6 2026



    Housemaid: Dirty Dishes & Dirtier Secrets


    Sydney Sweeney is scrubbing floors and secrets, but this isn’t Downton Abbey, baby — it’s desperation disguised as drama. Amanda Seyfried’s giving “mystery” with a side of mid-tier wine mom noir, and we’re supposed to care? Mr. Xcellence dishes on class wars, bad wigs, and plot twists dryer than a white Zinfandel.


    This episode is giving: “Lifetime thriller with an Oscar filter.”

    From dirty laundry to messier motives — nobody gets out clean.


    Listen now on Man on Film where the drama gets mopped, chopped, and served hot.




    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    26 min
  • Marty SUPREME "CALL HIM BY HIS PING PONG NAME ** MANS ON FILM 🎞 REVIEW

    Marty SUPREME "CALL HIM BY HIS PING PONG NAME ** MANS ON FILM 🎞 REVIEW
    Jan 15 2026


    MAN ON FILM – Marty Supreme (2026)

    Ping-pong, pettiness, and problematic men – oh my!


    In this high-stakes, high-anxiety thrill ride of an episode, Xcellence and Mr. Caravaggio dive face-first into the chaotic masterpiece (???) that is Marty Supreme. Is it Oscar bait? Or just bait? We ask the important questions:

    Is Timothy Shyamalan low-key Killmonger with a paddle?

    Was that hairline a performance choice?

    Is Gwyneth Paltrow’s scented candle more iconic than Marty’s entire personality?

    Who’s baby is it? WHO’S BABY IS IT?!


    It’s messy, it’s manic, and it moves faster than your auntie’s gossip text chain. And yes, it ends like it fell off a cliff – but was the ride worth it? We’ll tell you. Spoiler alert: he didn’t even win the tournament .


    Supreme Snap Score: 4 out of 5 Snaps

    Tone: Uncut Gems meets Call Me By Your Ping Pong Paddle


    If you don’t listen, your movie taste might be as suspect as Marty’s life choices. #SorryNotSorry

    Subscribe, rate, and send it to your most chaotic friend — the one who’d definitely fall in love with a scammer .




    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    25 min
  • WE BURY THE DEAD: Ray Skywalker vs America's Zombie Weapon (MAN ON FILM Review) 🎞

    WE BURY THE DEAD: Ray Skywalker vs America's Zombie Weapon (MAN ON FILM Review) 🎞
    Jan 17 2026
    Hey! Welcome back to the hottest show in the world — Man on Film, where it’s always raining… MEN!


    This week we just left the theater after watching Bring Out Your Dead and lemme tell you — after this movie, you’re gonna be dead, dead, dead, and dead.


    Is it a disaster movie? A zombie flick? A piece of secret propaganda about America’s newest doomsday toy? Yes.

    Is Ray from Star Wars in it doing her trademark “angry Jedi stare” (no gyat tricks, sadly)? Also yes!

    Is it cute AND ridiculous at the same time? Absolutely.


    We dive deep into:


    • Why this movie left us saying “Sorry?” more than once
    • Comparisons to The Primate (and why Primate beat this one )
    • Predictable plot beats, meh endings, and oh my god visuals that were cool but not enough
    • Our ratings arguments (3.5 vs 2.5 — fight me!)
    • Zombie lore, EMP attacks, and why everyone should quit spoiling the Skywalker hair game



    We unpack the good, the boring, the goofy, and the “I saw that coming a mile away” moments. Plus personal takeaways, fan shoutouts (Dolores ), and the classic Man on Film banter you didn’t even know you needed at 3 AM.


    If you want a movie review that’s equal parts tea, chaos, and cinematic accountability, you’re in exactly the right place.


    Per usual:

    Subscribe, tell your friends, and listen responsibly — especially if you haven’t seen the movie yet. We don’t want spoilers… but we absolutely give them anyway.


    Man on Film — because movies deserve to be roasted, toasted, and sassed to perfection.





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    New Episode!

    We watched Bring Out Your Dead and y’all…

    It’s chaotic

    It’s predictable

    It’s somehow fun

    and yes… we roasted it just how you like.


    We gave it 3.5 Man on Film Snaps

    Ray from Star Wars needs a new script

    Plot twists we saw coming… with our eyes closed


    LINK IN BIO for the full review + ridiculousness.

    #ManOnFilm #MovieReview #BringOutYourDead #ZombieChaos #FilmPodcast



    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    26 min
  • PRIMATE 🐒🎥 MAN ON FILM: PRIMATE Pandemonium Review🐒🎥

    PRIMATE 🐒🎥 MAN ON FILM: PRIMATE Pandemonium Review🐒🎥
    Jan 14 2026

    Man on Film: The PRIMATE Pandemonium


    It’s raining, men—and murder monkeys! This week, your fave cinematic savants X and Mr. Caravaggio take a wild swing at PRIMATE, the newest blood-soaked creature feature that had us dodging flying bananas and asking, “WHO TAUGHT THIS MONKEY HOW TO DRIVE?”


    From Cujo homages to iPad-using primates chanting “death, pain, death,” we rate this smart, savage, jump-scare fest a solid 3.5 Massive Mammal Snaps outta 5.


    Is it horror? Is it comedy? Is it bananas? YES.


    Come for the review, stay for the rants, plot hole roasts, fake monkey science, and your boy X screaming “ANACONDA BURGER!” on mic like a man possessed.


    Listen wherever you pod. Follow us @themanonfilm

    Because it’s always raining, man.


    #ManOnFilm #PrimateReview #MonkeyMadness #MoviePodcast #MonkeyBusiness #ItAlwaysRainsMen #HorrorReview #XAndCaravaggio #BringOutYourSnaps

    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    32 min
  • 🤯 GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION — The Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍💣

    🤯 GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION — The Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍💣
    Jan 9 2026
    🤯 GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION — The Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍💣
    ✏️ SUBTITLE:
    🎭 Gerard Butler’s Apocalypse Glow Down — And We’re Gagging (Not in a Good Way) 🚨
    📣 SUMMARY:

    Welcome to Man on Film — where the movies get read like scripture and dragged like wigs on a windy runway.
    This week, we’re cracking open the vault marked “unnecessary sequel” and diving into the post-apocalyptic hot mess that is Greenland 2: Migration — aka Gerard Butler Goes Hiking… to His Death. And yes, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
    🧨 What went wrong? Glad you asked:
    Gerard Butler is soft-launching his hospice era — limping, coughing, dying mid-movie like he’s got a loyalty punch card with Death itself.The plot? A fever dream. AI-generated chaos with ChatGPT’s evil twin on the script.They find France. Yes, France. And somehow walk into it like it’s Costco on a Tuesday.The end of the world is here, but guess what? Everybody still acting soft.The son? NOT giving Hunger Games survival vibes. More like he cried over spilled Soylent.The Black characters? You already know we took bets on who dies first.And don’t get us started on the floating paddle boat and the oars. OARS?? In 2045??
    💅 The Ratings Are In:🌪️ 2.5 Nuclear Snaps(That’s 1 for Gerard’s leftover abs, and 1.5 for the French girl who pulled off a miracle side quest for no reason.)

    We talk:
    PLOT HOLES you could drive the actual comet throughPost-apocalypse fashion failsAudis, wine, dementia, and mysterious working electricity (no one knows why, we asked)And why training your kid for doomsday might be your best bet if Earth acts up again🔥 Plus: A word from the prophet — why bad movies still matter, why cinema is spiritual, and why film is forever the tea. So call the Garritys, call the Adjustment Bureau, and definitely call Gerard Butler’s agent — because this franchise needs a mercy kill.
    🗣️ MAN ON FILM: Where the only fallout is the shade we throw.
    🎧 Subscribe. Stream. Share it with your cousin, your crush, your co-star. We’re on your airwaves — and we’re not going anywhere.
    #ManOnFilm #CarpeVox #GreenlandMigration #PostApocalypticFlop #2SnapsAndARationPack #JudgedByTheFilmCourt 🎤🔥


    Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.


    • Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.


    ️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.


    • If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

    Contact us: andre@xcellentmusic.com

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    21 min