Man on Film: The PRIMATE Pandemonium

It’s raining, men—and murder monkeys! This week, your fave cinematic savants X and Mr. Caravaggio take a wild swing at PRIMATE, the newest blood-soaked creature feature that had us dodging flying bananas and asking, “WHO TAUGHT THIS MONKEY HOW TO DRIVE?”

From Cujo homages to iPad-using primates chanting “death, pain, death,” we rate this smart, savage, jump-scare fest a solid 3.5 Massive Mammal Snaps outta 5.

Is it horror? Is it comedy? Is it bananas? YES.

Come for the review, stay for the rants, plot hole roasts, fake monkey science, and your boy X screaming “ANACONDA BURGER!” on mic like a man possessed.

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Because it’s always raining, man.

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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.

• Think Ebert meets Ballroom. Spike meets Joan Rivers.

️ Movie reviews. Cultural commentary. Savage perspective.

• If the theater had a confession booth, this would be it!

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