🤯 GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION — The Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍💣
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🤯 GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION — The Sequel That Should’ve Stayed Underground 🌍💣
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🎭 Gerard Butler’s Apocalypse Glow Down — And We’re Gagging (Not in a Good Way) 🚨
📣 SUMMARY:
Welcome to Man on Film — where the movies get read like scripture and dragged like wigs on a windy runway.
This week, we’re cracking open the vault marked “unnecessary sequel” and diving into the post-apocalyptic hot mess that is Greenland 2: Migration — aka Gerard Butler Goes Hiking… to His Death. And yes, we watched it so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.
🧨 What went wrong? Glad you asked:
Gerard Butler is soft-launching his hospice era — limping, coughing, dying mid-movie like he’s got a loyalty punch card with Death itself.The plot? A fever dream. AI-generated chaos with ChatGPT’s evil twin on the script.They find France. Yes, France. And somehow walk into it like it’s Costco on a Tuesday.The end of the world is here, but guess what? Everybody still acting soft.The son? NOT giving Hunger Games survival vibes. More like he cried over spilled Soylent.The Black characters? You already know we took bets on who dies first.And don’t get us started on the floating paddle boat and the oars. OARS?? In 2045??
💅 The Ratings Are In:🌪️ 2.5 Nuclear Snaps(That’s 1 for Gerard’s leftover abs, and 1.5 for the French girl who pulled off a miracle side quest for no reason.)
We talk:
PLOT HOLES you could drive the actual comet throughPost-apocalypse fashion failsAudis, wine, dementia, and mysterious working electricity (no one knows why, we asked)And why training your kid for doomsday might be your best bet if Earth acts up again🔥 Plus: A word from the prophet — why bad movies still matter, why cinema is spiritual, and why film is forever the tea. So call the Garritys, call the Adjustment Bureau, and definitely call Gerard Butler’s agent — because this franchise needs a mercy kill.
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Welcome to Man on Film, a savage, unfiltered movie review show hosted by artist and cultural commentator Andre Xcellence! This isn’t your typical film podcast — we break down cinema with style, sass, and savage truth. From blockbusters to cult classics, streamers to theatrical drops, Andre serves sharp opinions and blazing takes — whether he’s praising a masterpiece or dragging a flop by its wigs and wigs alone.
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