The comedy podcast you love not telling anyone about is back and worse than ever. Ryan starts us out with some helpful summer driving tips then transitions seamlessly into astrology, denouncing Capricorns in the process.

Then they play the who’s got a better name game: Sam or Ryan? (Hint: Not Ryan)

Lastly, they roll the whole thing up with a Christmas offering: 12 days of taking advantage of your wife. Sprinkle in some Swedish nonsense, play some ABBA, and light the whole thing up. Ooh yeahhhhhhh.

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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Research shows that listening to the Burn and Rave podcast can cause mild brain damage on par with a night of heavy drinking. So sit back and crack open a brand new episode and let’s rot our minds together!

Tonight, Ryan installs chain-drags for the heavy kids. We also discuss how Mike, the office guy, is the most unlucky thing in Chinese culture, and in a strange turn of usefulness, we teach you how to poop properly to avoid hemorrhoids.

Additional topics include stoner piss for jellyfish stings and vegan car washes.

As a bonus the boys discuss Catzookas and Eric.

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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Lucky you! Tonight the boys try out some new joke material. Then Sam’s tells a joke so funny HR wants to hear it. How bad did Sam screw the pooch? Tune in and find out.

Ryan opens up about his love of pearl necklaces. Is Sam schizophrenic? Who said that?

Holy sh$t, that’s a lot.

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.com

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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If cocaine could make a sound, this would be it. So roll up a dolla bill and get your ears ready for an ass-blast of psychological trauma!

Sam finds his hidden talent (Hint: it has three holes and you stick your fingers into it), and Ryan stabs some kids.

Sam also explores the virgin field of forensic fecal analyses. And finally, Sam shows Ryan where the bad man touched him. Oh yeah, there’s another top 10 list!

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.com

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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Still here? Well great! Cause so are Sam and Ryan.

Here’s what to expect from this circus: the age old tradition of “Jokes before hoes” is discussed and then Ryan breaks down the reasons gen Zer’s will never make captain.

Then the boys give you some simple pointers on how to find easy blackmail targets and why PT Cruisers are not optimal vehicles. Ryan’s sausage squirts him in the eye and there’s another top 10 list! How do they do it?

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.com

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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Sit back, relax and pop a couple quaaludes cause Sam and Ryan are on a roll! Let the smooth sounds of their intergalactic b$&lshit train cause you to question your very existence. Sam talks Bro Code. Ryan needs an Uber Piss. And what the f&$k is “butt to butt”?

Find out in this episode of BNR. Oh, and the boys hate some cute ideas to help you preserve your family’s legacy.

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Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

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Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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In this historic 100th episode episode, Ryan finally admits to his long-lasting crush on Sam who can't recall if he left his balls out to defrost or not. Meanwhile, Ryan contemplates one last ditch effort at selling his body parts on the interwebs before dazzling us with another Top Ten List of Cars to Buy in 2024.

Other topics include: baby exoskeletons, water cremation, human taxidermy, and the dream that kept Ryan awake.

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this 100th episode responsibly!

Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.com

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast

Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

Support the Show.