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If you, dear listener, much like our hosts, have been bombarded with images of sweat soaked men who have the hue of Red 40 espousing the virtues of raw meat diets and how seed oils will destroy the nuclear family, you are in good company. In the first episode of their series "100% Grass-Fed Traditional Masculinity and Big Government are Coming for Your Seed Oils," Kenny and Virgil walk through the grocery aisles and discuss the history of the United States' involvement in intervening in the diet of the public. Why would the government want you to think bacon is epic, mere months after an H1N1 virus outbreak devastates the pork industry? Won't someone think of the poor Smithfield Foods CEO? Together, we will dive into the government funded cheese caves and come out with enough seed oils for every boy and girl and nonbinary child to consume to their heart's content.

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Works Cited

CDC 2009 H1N1 Report

Swine Flu Originated in Mexico, Researchers Report (ScienceDaily)

The Global Trade of Live Animals in Eight Charts (The Guardian)

In New Theory, Swine Flu Started in Asia, Not Mexico (New York Times)

Bacon Trends: Sustained Demand (Meat + Poultry)