Ah, you remember it so well - the first time you read the book that had that profound impact on you.

It broadened your horizons; it taught you something fundamental; it fired your imagination!

In short, it contributed to the person you are today.

At least that’s how Morgan felt when he first opened the thick cardboard pages of The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Who knew that it was possible to eat that much?

Yes, this week we’re tackling the topic of books! How intellectual are we, then?

Whether you’re into Dan Brown or Dostoevsky, Mills & Boon or Hilary Mantel, or whether the last thing you read was the 1978 Ford Cortina owner’s manual, this episode will strike a chord for all those with a love of the written word.

And where would we be without our absolutely stonking Wenglish Word of the Week and our cultural moments?

So put down the kindle, give your eyes a rest and get a treat for your ears with Morgan and Rhianydd.

So the question is:

Spangles?

Permed hair?

Dynasty?

Hanging?

If you could bring back one thing from the past, what would it be?

It’s a tough one isn’t it? Wouldn’t our lives be so much richer if we could just revive that one thing that we miss so much (Morgan’s hair, Rhianydd’s pelvic floor), or are some things best left in the dustbin of history (line dancing, happy-slapping)?

And fear not, we’re definitely saving one thing from the scrap-heap and that’s the olden-but-golden Wenglish Word of the Week, with a chaser of our cultural moments.

So get off your spacehoppers, finish up your babycham and cwtch up with Rhianydd and Morgan for this week’s WCITJ.

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Hello, we’re back.

We’ve had a bit of an unexpected hiatus and unfortunately we’re starting back on a very sad note, of which more in the episode.

But we’re raring to go and hoping you’re with us again on our WCITJ journey.

We find ourselves in a reflective mood this week, and it’s that time of year where the young and beautiful of this world are setting off on the next chapter - uni, college, work (well not the latter obviously as there don’t seem to be any jobs around at the moment - thanks tech bros!). So we’re looking back on our hopeful and hormone-addled 18-year-old selves and giving the kind of sound advice that we wish we’d had at the time. Not that we’d have listened.

As well as these golden nuggets there’s the return of Wenglish Word of the Week and of course our cultural moments.

So it’s onwards and upwards (or downwards if you’re an archaeologist, or sideways if you’re a crab). Come and have a little cwtch with Morgan and Rhianydd. You know it makes sense.

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You know the feeling - it's like when the Birdie Song comes on the radio and you can't resist singing (and dancing) along.

Or when the only thing that'll hit that spot is a pot noodle and a whole packet of custard creams.

Or when you come across an old episode of El Dorado and you Just Can't Stop Watching!

It's more than a guilty pleasure, you're powerless in the face of temptation. You're unable to resist!

Yes, this week Morgan and Rhianydd confess their shameful compulsions, their 'So Bad It's Good' moments.

So what will it be? A box set of Young Doctors? A Robson and Jerome album? Tom Cruise's acting? (No, that's just silly).

Tune in this week to find out what we've got in our closets, as well as the new WWW and of course our absolutely non-embarrassing cultural moments.

We’re all going on a summer holiday, no more working for a week or twoooo…

That’s enough of Cliff, thank you!

But it is nearly that time of year, the holibobs are approaching, so Rhianydd and Morgan turn their thoughts this week to the ideal holiday.

Will it be a boutique hotel where you can sit by the pool sipping cocktails and listening to your favourite episode of WCITJ (on headphones of course or Morgan will have you kicked out by security)?

Or would you prefer culture-filled city break, mooching around museums and art-galleries, tasting local delicacies and pretending to like them?

Or how about two-weeks all-inclusive in Ibiza, reliving your clubbing days? Remember, sleeping is cheating!

Join us this week at the beach-front bar as Morgan dons his favourite mankini and Rhianydd covers herself in extra-strength inspect repellent to discuss this most relaxing of topics.

We’ll also treat you to our latest WWW and (relatively up to date!) cultural moments.

Don’t forget your passport!

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We think everyone would agree that there’s a lot wrong with the world at the moment. And wouldn’t it all be a lot better if you were in charge? Yes you!

Think of all the sensible policies you could enact to make the world a happier place!

Such as banning the socks and sandals combo.

Or bringing back the death penalty for playing jazz in a public place.

Or free wine for the over 40s.

So this week Morgan and Rhianydd take up their seats in the parliament of Cloud Cuckoo Land and put before the people their Top Three Policies For A Better Britain.

Will Morgan introduce compulsory Barbra Streisand Studies to the national curriculum?

Will Rhianydd convert all religious buildings to the worship of Freddie Mercury?

Well no, cos that would be silly. But if you want to find out what’s really on their radar then be sure to cwtch up with us and tune in.

And don’t forget to cast your vote for your favourite WWW and cultural moments.

See you at the hustings!

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WARNING... POTTY MOUTH ALERT!

Did your mother ever threaten to wash your mouth out with soap and water?

Do you frequently drop the f-bomb, or even (on occasion and only when called for) the c-bomb?

Are you team Malcolm Tucker, or team Mary Whitehouse (Google ‘em if you’re under 40!)?

What are we effing talking about now? Well, it’s sw*&ring of course! Yes, this week, Morgan and Rhianydd are discussing cussing. Naughty words. Or as Netflix terms it, foul language. Is it big and clever, or is it the sign of a restricted vocabulary?

Who knows what we’ll decide, but you can guarantee that we will be turning the airwaves bluer than a very blue thing with this one, so if you’re easily offended or listening with children it’s probably best to Frank Bough and listen to something else.

In addition to these X-rated delights, we have a diminutive Wenglish Word of the Week, and a couple of truly historic cultural moments.

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In an episode we recorded before the most recent gob-smacking revelations about the prince formerly known as Andrew, this week we delve into the age-old question of is it worth having a royal family?

Are they fundamentally different to normal mortals, or are they just the same as us but rolled in glitter?

What, if anything, do they contribute to the country and would the whole shebang collapse if we got rid of them?

Did old Oliver Cromwell have the right idea when he snipped off King Charlie’s bonce?

The peasants are revolting.

Yes, they are!

And because we’re feeling generous we’ve got a particularly gooey Wenglish Word of the Week, and a couple of rebellious cultural moments.