We think everyone would agree that there’s a lot wrong with the world at the moment. And wouldn’t it all be a lot better if you were in charge? Yes you!

Think of all the sensible policies you could enact to make the world a happier place!

Such as banning the socks and sandals combo.

Or bringing back the death penalty for playing jazz in a public place.

Or free wine for the over 40s.

So this week Morgan and Rhianydd take up their seats in the parliament of Cloud Cuckoo Land and put before the people their Top Three Policies For A Better Britain.

Will Morgan introduce compulsory Barbra Streisand Studies to the national curriculum?

Will Rhianydd convert all religious buildings to the worship of Freddie Mercury?

Well no, cos that would be silly. But if you want to find out what’s really on their radar then be sure to cwtch up with us and tune in.

And don’t forget to cast your vote for your favourite WWW and cultural moments.

See you at the hustings!

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Music by James Biebrach

WARNING... POTTY MOUTH ALERT!

Did your mother ever threaten to wash your mouth out with soap and water?

Do you frequently drop the f-bomb, or even (on occasion and only when called for) the c-bomb?

Are you team Malcolm Tucker, or team Mary Whitehouse (Google ‘em if you’re under 40!)?

What are we effing talking about now? Well, it’s sw*&ring of course! Yes, this week, Morgan and Rhianydd are discussing cussing. Naughty words. Or as Netflix terms it, foul language. Is it big and clever, or is it the sign of a restricted vocabulary?

Who knows what we’ll decide, but you can guarantee that we will be turning the airwaves bluer than a very blue thing with this one, so if you’re easily offended or listening with children it’s probably best to Frank Bough and listen to something else.

In addition to these X-rated delights, we have a diminutive Wenglish Word of the Week, and a couple of truly historic cultural moments.

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In an episode we recorded before the most recent gob-smacking revelations about the prince formerly known as Andrew, this week we delve into the age-old question of is it worth having a royal family?

Are they fundamentally different to normal mortals, or are they just the same as us but rolled in glitter?

What, if anything, do they contribute to the country and would the whole shebang collapse if we got rid of them?

Did old Oliver Cromwell have the right idea when he snipped off King Charlie’s bonce?

The peasants are revolting.

Yes, they are!

And because we’re feeling generous we’ve got a particularly gooey Wenglish Word of the Week, and a couple of rebellious cultural moments.