Episodi

  • The Shadow Over the Valley (The Valley S3 E4 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 1 Recaps)

    The Shadow Over the Valley (The Valley S3 E4 and RHOBH S15 Reunion Pt. 1 Recaps)
    Apr 24 2026
    On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Shadow Over the Valley" - we discuss all of the latest news including Sonic debuting their new Frozen Refreshers, Ciara Miller joining Dancing with the Stars next season, and the Summer House season 10 reunion seating chart. (00:00 - 37:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's demoralizing episode The Valley (season 3, episode 4) - "Reverse Bill Clinton" and what can be done to fix this franchise. (37:10) And then, we recap Part 1 of the season 15 reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. (1:16:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 ora e 53 min
  • Can We Just Be Best Friends Again? (Summer House S10 E12, RHORI S1 E4, and RHOA S17 E3 Recaps)

    Can We Just Be Best Friends Again? (Summer House S10 E12, RHORI S1 E4, and RHOA S17 E3 Recaps)
    Apr 22 2026
    On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Can We Just Be Best Friends Again?" - we begin by talking about all of the latest developments in the so-called Amanda Goes West scandal including West and Amanda kissing at a Yankees game, Kyle Cooke kissing at a Page Six party, and new details about the timeline. (00:00 - 32:00) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 12 - "Apologies" - and recap every single moment in it. (32:00) And then, we give RHORI season 1, episode 4 a little pop in. (01:50:35) And then finally, we discuss RHOA season 17, episode 3 for a short amount of time. (02:10:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 ore e 16 min
  • Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies Vs. Scheana's Mom

    Patreon Teaser: Brock Davies Vs. Scheana's Mom
    Apr 20 2026
    Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Brock Davies and his horrible relationship with Scheana's mom. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 min
  • Patreon Teaser: The Worst Named Bar in Town

    Patreon Teaser: The Worst Named Bar in Town
    Apr 19 2026
    Amy and Riley reflect on the legacy of Schwartz and Sandy's and its reviled name. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    5 min
  • Escape to Booko Mountain (The Valley S3 E3 and RHOBH S15 Finale Recap)

    Escape to Booko Mountain (The Valley S3 E3 and RHOBH S15 Finale Recap)
    Apr 17 2026
    On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Escape to Booko Mountain" - we discuss all of the latest news like Lisa Hochstein getting a mug shot, Luke from Summer House running for Congress, and other things. (00:00 - 20:20) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's dull episode The Valley (season 3, episode 3) - "Zero Lounge" and what is still going wrong with the franchise. (20:20) And then, we recap the season 15 finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "PK-ing Up the Pieces". (1:12:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 ora e 51 min
  • The Sanctity of the Summer House (Summer House S10 E11, RHORI S1 E3, and RHOA S17 E2 Recaps)

    The Sanctity of the Summer House (Summer House S10 E11, RHORI S1 E3, and RHOA S17 E2 Recaps)
    Apr 15 2026
    On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Sanctity of the Summer House" - we begin by talking about the RHOP casting news, Southern Charm filming season 12, and Lena Dunham cheating on Jack Antonoff. (00:00 - 14:45) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 11 - "What Happens in Vegas" - and recap every single moment in it. (14:45) And then, we give RHOA season 17, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:21:00) And then finally we give RHORI season 1, episode 3 a little pop as well. (01:32:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 ora e 46 min
  • Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge (The Valley S3 E2 and RHOBH S15 E17 Recap)

    Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge (The Valley S3 E2 and RHOBH S15 E17 Recap)
    Apr 10 2026
    On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Ball Brothers 2: Dr. Turek's Revenge" - we discuss the latest developments in the unfolding Wilson-Batula Betrayal, as well as Bethenny Frankel's social media content. (00:00 - 27:10) As Turtle Time continues like a freight train at full speed, we discuss this week's horrifying episode The Valley (season 3, episode 2) - "Post-Mortem" and what is going still wrong with the franchise. (27:10) And then, we recap this week's dull episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 17) - "Dorit vs. Kyle and Her Army of Soldiers". (1:10:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 ora e 32 min
  • Carl's a Mess and Kyle Is Stressed (Summer House S10 E10, RHORI S1 E2, and RHOA S17 E1 Recap)

    Carl's a Mess and Kyle Is Stressed (Summer House S10 E10, RHORI S1 E2, and RHOA S17 E1 Recap)
    Apr 8 2026
    On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Carl's A Mess and Kyle is Stressed" - we begin by talking about all of the latest updates from The Batula-Wilson Betrayal and many, many other things that are newsworthy. (00:00 - 31:20) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 10 - "The One Where Kyle Has a Little More Going On Than You Would Think" - and recap every single moment in it. (31:30) And then we give RHORI season 1, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:28:25) And then finally, we give the season 17 premiere of RHOA a little pop in as well. (01:42:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    2 ore e 4 min