Melania, the Slovenian-American model arrived at the White House state dinner for China’s Xi Jinping wearing roughly $5,000 worth of designer clothing. What affordability crisis-where?

The good Catholic girl-Kathleen Maloney possibly setting sail as the Flying Nun'.

Trump's international love triangle. Kim wants him. Xi wants him. Someone will be left at the alter.

Gas prices are climbing—and while Maloney isn't exactly losing sleep over it, R'nel is experiencing nightmares.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Is Sunday worship leading to more Saturday night action?

Dolly’s passing ignites a half-staff showdown between R’nel and Maloney.

Stumbles, gaffes, and a Sarah Palin moment—yet somehow Darline still wins the South Carolina primary.

Natalie Harp: Extraordinary Oval Office access with no security clearance. None, Zero, Nada.

Big Macs, Air Force One & Trump’s fear of food poisoning.

Odd & Offbeat: Maloney resides in the Hamptons over the summer. R’nel is in disbelief at what she transports to her town dump weekly.

Fauci takes the Fifth & Maloney needs a sedative. Lara Trump's bosom prominently displayed at Lindsey Graham's funeral. R'nel says she looked like a model doing a commercial for phone sex.

R'nel supports Fed Chair Kevin Warsh's decision to support freezing interest rates. Maloney tells R'nel "Just because you were a Bloomberg News Anchor doesn't mean you understand the inner workings of the Fed."

The Odd & The Offbeat: One school district in New York is considering using Sally' as a teacher's assistant in the classroom? Instead of a lunch break-Sally might need a charging station.

Does the Commander in Chief need to have his Testosterone level checked?

Trump requested network prime time to discuss election fraud. R'nel and Maloney literally bang heads over whether the networks should have granted DJT the time.

The Strait Debate: Should the U.S. be the sole Guardian of the Strait of Hormuz? R'nel and Maloney ask whether Trump created his own Iran quagmire.

The Odd & The Offbeat: R'nel asks Maloney if she ever suffers from 'Explosive Diarrhea' while driving. Yes, there is a credible explanation for the question.

Trump's hotel address in Chicago: Barak Hussein Obama Way.

She's back on American TV-the Donald's nightmare.

Trump's picture is in my pool store.

R'nel & Maloney: Israel, Iran, and a Podcast Meltdown.

What does Maloney think of Amazon Prime Day?

The Tiffany Network is Tarnished.

The Odd & The Offbeat: A "Nurse" does what at the end of a controversial Pickle Ball Game? Yes, a Nurse.

Maloney needs to take a xanax when asking a customer service representative "Are you a flesh-and-blood human being or an AI robot.

The Kristen Welker "Meet The Press" interview of Donald Trump: Maloney is ready to revoke Welker's interviewing license, while R'nel is prepared to nominate her for the Journalism Hall of Fame.

Trump attended the Knicks playoff game but appeared to mistake it for a Sleep Number Mattress showroom.

Plastic Flowers. R'nel on why Jews would rather place a pebble gravside than bring a fresh bouquet of flowers. This-from a member of the tribe himself.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Vagina tightening in the Hamptons.

Maloney bans R’nel from mentioning Donald Trump on today’s “Nothing Trump Edition.”

R’nel calls Colbert’s final show boring and a disaster. Maloney says it belongs in the Smithsonian. Plus: Can Democracy survive without a truly “Fair & Balanced” media?

The CBS News Radio Network signs off after 100 years. Former WABC News Director Kathleen Maloney is asked to speak in a journalism class at her alma mater about the future of the business. Her response is a classic.

The Odd & Offbeat: A trip through the Quick Quack Car Wash ends with Maloney’s son in a tunnel accident.

The Hantavirus-The Great Maloney Rodent Panic. R’nel reacts to Maloney’s hysteria. Meanwhile, RFK Jr. continues his never-ending inquiry into vaccines.

Porch Thief Chaos Ends. Gas prices are rising exponentially but not in the R’nel world.

Is Trump in a hurry to end the “conflict” with Iran? Will he order from column A or Column B when he arrives in China.

The R’nel family faces an Unsettling Discovery.

Maloney demands that R’nel personally knit something for her-and it better be "perfect".

The Odd & The Offbeat: What this woman found inside a wooden box that she purchased at a Goodwill store. Lucky find...or a moral dilemma.