Melania, the Slovenian-American model arrived at the White House state dinner for China’s Xi Jinping wearing roughly $5,000 worth of designer clothing. What affordability crisis-where?

The good Catholic girl-Kathleen Maloney possibly setting sail as the Flying Nun'.

Trump's international love triangle. Kim wants him. Xi wants him. Someone will be left at the alter.

Gas prices are climbing—and while Maloney isn't exactly losing sleep over it, R'nel is experiencing nightmares.

The Odd & The Offbeat: Is Sunday worship leading to more Saturday night action?

Dolly’s passing ignites a half-staff showdown between R’nel and Maloney.

Stumbles, gaffes, and a Sarah Palin moment—yet somehow Darline still wins the South Carolina primary.

Natalie Harp: Extraordinary Oval Office access with no security clearance. None, Zero, Nada.

Big Macs, Air Force One & Trump’s fear of food poisoning.

Odd & Offbeat: Maloney resides in the Hamptons over the summer. R’nel is in disbelief at what she transports to her town dump weekly.

Fauci takes the Fifth & Maloney needs a sedative. Lara Trump's bosom prominently displayed at Lindsey Graham's funeral. R'nel says she looked like a model doing a commercial for phone sex.

R'nel supports Fed Chair Kevin Warsh's decision to support freezing interest rates. Maloney tells R'nel "Just because you were a Bloomberg News Anchor doesn't mean you understand the inner workings of the Fed."

The Odd & The Offbeat: One school district in New York is considering using Sally' as a teacher's assistant in the classroom? Instead of a lunch break-Sally might need a charging station.