The Standard Assholes are back in the unhinged corner of the web! This week, Matty, PML, Colin, and Dré try to avoid rock bottom while ranting about the most chaotic news on the internet.We dive into a Buffalo pool party you definitely don't want to attend (featuring a 750-pound floatie with teeth). Then, we cover the hip-hop history update as the cold case regarding Jam Master Jay's 2002 death finally gets a guilty plea. Things get explosive (literally) as we discuss a New York woman convicted of throwing a stick of dynamite at her boyfriend. And finally, we look at the "Special Ops: Gig Economy Edition" as a US Special Forces soldier is arrested in connection with a freelance coup raid plot in Venezuela. Brace your earholes!Hashtags: #StandardAssholes #StandardAssholesPodcast #TMVP #ColdCase #JamMasterJay #ScottCountyArmory #DynamiteBreakup #VenezuelanCoup #ModernExistentialDread #PodcastNews🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

The Assholes are joined by Actor/Comedian Jimmy Palumbo.

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The Assholes wish Prof. Mike LiToris, "Happy Birthday!"

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“Alright, alright—our next guest tonight is a hypnotist… but not the kind your aunt saw at a county fair and still talks about like it was a religious experience.

This guy has been called ‘unhinged,’ ‘irreverent,’ and—my personal favorite—‘please stop tagging us in this’ by at least three professional organizations and one very confused TikTok moderator.

He’s the mastermind behind Hypnosis is Amazing show a viral chaos agent known for blending real-deal clinical hypnosis with comedy that rides the line between genius and ‘we might get a call from legal.’

You’ve seen him online as @hahahypno, you’ve seen him roasting the NFL like a deranged sideline coach, and somehow—SOMEHOW—he’s still allowed to perform in public.

Ladies and gentlemen… hide your free will and lock up your inhibitions…

PLEASE welcome… COLIN CHAPMAN!!!”

The Assholes discuss things and stuff on the interwebs, including Afroman's court win.

Where have all the cinder blocks gone? The 'Hole Patrol remembers when everyone had some cinder blocks...

It will surprise you what some people are putting into things that they bought on the interwebs...