Welcome to the absolute gutter of the information superhighway. This is The Standard Assholes Podcast! Join Matty Rockdef, Big Daddy Stanley McFadden, "Grease Monkey" Pete, Reverend Professor Mike Litoris, and Colin Chapman as they try to top last week's unhinged madness. In this episode:🛸 A Florida man decides a waiting medical helicopter is his personal getaway vehicle.🏎️ An 80-year-old drag racer gets clocked doing over 100 mph in a smoking sports car while casually puffing a cigarillo.🧺 Another Florida man gets slapped with charges after a missing teenager is found stuffed inside a clothes dryer. If you’re looking for fair and balanced news, you clicked the wrong link. Point and laugh while the world burns! Bookmark the madness:🌐 https://www.standardassholes.com/#StandardAssholes ,#FloridaMan ,#HelicopterTheft ,#StreetRacingGrandpa ,#DryerConcealment, #UncensoredComedy ,#InternetCulture🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

Lock your doors, lower your expectations, and brace your earholes because the audio circus is officially back in town! This week on The Standard Assholes Podcast, Matty Rockdef, Reverend Professor Mike Litoris PhD, Grease Monkey Pete, Big Daddy Stanley McFadden, and Colin Chapman are diving straight into the deep end of the pool to point and laugh while the world burns around us. First, we hit the garage floor as Grease Monkey Pete breaks down the absolute anarchy of mechanical mishaps, rogue power tools, and why you should never trust a man who keeps a socket set in his kitchen. Then, Big Daddy Stanley McFadden steps up to the mic to drop some heavy-duty backyard BBQ wisdom and explain exactly how a neighborhood cookout can devolve into a full-blown municipal crisis. Finally, the whole crew straps into the hot seat for a brutal round of the Hypothetical Roommate Game, serving up the most toxic, disastrous, and uniquely unqualified roommate advice you never asked for. From dodging HR complaints to surviving a fist-fight over a pastry, consider this your ultimate safe space for the completely unhinged. We’re signing off on this slide into madness before the authorities arrive, so turn it up and enjoy the wreckage! HASHTAGS #StandardAssholes #AudioCircus #GreaseMonkeyPete #BigDaddyStanley #ColinChaos #UnqualifiedWisdom #RoommateFromHell #GarageGossip #Podcasting #Satire #ControlledChaos #PointAndLaugh 🎙️ New to streaming or looking to level up? Check out StreamYard and get $10 discount! 😍 https://streamyard.com/pal/d/6724128609140736

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