Madonna has ass lasers. Sex robots are getting skin. Paris Fashion Week looks like the final boss battle of Western civilization. And somehow Marlon Brando eating Burger King in his backyard feels like the healthiest thing we discuss.

This week Dave Landau and Austin Anderson dive into Madonna’s increasingly insane stage shows, Marlon Brando’s legendary weight gain, John Lennon’s disturbing anatomy, bizarre Fashion Week outfits, sex robots, catastrophic internet videos, Karate Kid, weird gym teachers, and the general feeling that humanity may have hit the gas instead of the brakes.

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This week, Dave and Austin discover what happens when a man puts a queen bee where absolutely no queen bee belongs — and somehow turn it into the origin story for the worst superhero ever created. Also in this episode: Donald Trump Jr.’s trip to India, a slaughterhouse employee with the most terrifying answer imaginable, a man building an increasingly disturbing backyard training facility, firefighters straight out of a silent movie, childhood sleepover pranks, a catastrophic Jasmine makeup tutorial, the worst police escape attempt ever caught on camera, and the argument for making a hyena the official mascot of the show.

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This week, men pay for toe toast, a literal Foot God, men hanging blocks of cheese from places cheese should never be attached, masculinity camps, catastrophic internet stunts, the glory days of McDonald’s supersizing, distracted drivers filming their own crashes, and Austin’s deeply unfortunate encounter with a gym hot tub that eventually had to be filled with concrete.

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Dave and Austin are back, and somehow society got even weirder while we were gone.

This week: a guy doing lines at Kroger like it’s a Tuesday morning staff meeting, a man who made one of the worst decisions in the history of male anatomy, the terrifying future of humanoid robots living in our homes, some deeply confusing internet culture, NFL insanity, celebrities oversharing, and a repeat offender with perhaps the strangest criminal hobby we’ve ever seen.

The Tesla-style home robot is where things really go off the rails. Because apparently the future isn’t flying cars. It’s a faceless machine standing behind your refrigerator at 3 a.m. while your family sleeps. Awesome. Great. Love that for us.

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This episode has everything: AI babies writing poetry from the bottom of the ocean, a man apparently volunteering his genitals to a swarm of bees, the ongoing desecration of My Girl, a nightmare circus bunny, Popeyes chicken getting seasoned in a way absolutely nobody requested, strange internet prophets, political campaign videos, and enough evidence that the internet may have finally cooked all of our brains.

At some point, you have to ask the question:

Do we shut the internet off… or just accept that this is who we are now?

Dave and Austin are concerned, but they’re still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.

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A man eats giant chunks of butter covered in frosting before casually announcing that his $100 pizza has arrived. That alone should’ve been enough for one episode. It was not.

We also witness one of the worst tree-removal jobs ever attempted, fraternity hazing that makes adulthood look like the better option, Juggalo insanity, a runaway car turning on its owner, the creepiest consent training video imaginable, and enough “they/them energy” to make everybody involved question how civilization got this far.

Dave and Austin are concerned.But they’re still gonna laugh while the whole thing burns.

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Dave and Austin also meet a walking tattoo shop, witness the least dignified musical ever staged, hear an arrested man make one unforgettable request, watch a wedding piñata turn into attempted murder, see a gas-station taser incident become an action movie, and a man falls deeply, passionately, and mechanically in love with his car.

The world is burning. We remain concerned.

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Dave and Austin witness a giant turtle attempt crowd-surfing without a crowd, a woman declaring war on pavement with a minibike, a disturbingly seductive beaver, faith healing in a region no pastor should be handling, and Spider-Man destroying his back one rescue at a time.

And a man dressed like a cat gets inches from a police officer and discovers that pepper spray does not respect his species identity.

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