Madonna has ass lasers. Sex robots are getting skin. Paris Fashion Week looks like the final boss battle of Western civilization. And somehow Marlon Brando eating Burger King in his backyard feels like the healthiest thing we discuss.

This week Dave Landau and Austin Anderson dive into Madonna’s increasingly insane stage shows, Marlon Brando’s legendary weight gain, John Lennon’s disturbing anatomy, bizarre Fashion Week outfits, sex robots, catastrophic internet videos, Karate Kid, weird gym teachers, and the general feeling that humanity may have hit the gas instead of the brakes.

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This week, Dave and Austin discover what happens when a man puts a queen bee where absolutely no queen bee belongs — and somehow turn it into the origin story for the worst superhero ever created. Also in this episode: Donald Trump Jr.’s trip to India, a slaughterhouse employee with the most terrifying answer imaginable, a man building an increasingly disturbing backyard training facility, firefighters straight out of a silent movie, childhood sleepover pranks, a catastrophic Jasmine makeup tutorial, the worst police escape attempt ever caught on camera, and the argument for making a hyena the official mascot of the show.

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This week, men pay for toe toast, a literal Foot God, men hanging blocks of cheese from places cheese should never be attached, masculinity camps, catastrophic internet stunts, the glory days of McDonald’s supersizing, distracted drivers filming their own crashes, and Austin’s deeply unfortunate encounter with a gym hot tub that eventually had to be filled with concrete.

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