Episodi

  • Gird Your Loins Trailer 1

    Gird Your Loins Trailer 1
    Feb 20 2019
    The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom that follows the adventures of a wanna-be actress and influencer on her journey to become Hollywood's Next Big Thing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 min
  • Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101

    Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho? -- Ep 101
    Apr 15 2019
    Follow the comic misadventures of a wannabe actress and influencer as she navigates the treacherous waters of Hollywood in her quest to become a star! Cast: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer ias Dave David Allen as Carlötta's acting coach and Nathan Fillion Chris Cleveland as Carlötta's Dad Brooklyn Jones as stage manager and casting director. Ann Sloan as Stana Katic Raechel Wong as Carlötta's mom and barista. The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson. Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast SFX: Freesound.org For music and full sound effect credits visit our website We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast Theme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    17 min
  • Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102

    Carlötta and Dave Go to Cannes -- Ep 102
    Apr 29 2019
    When Carlötta's manager Dave lands her a gig at the Cannes Film Festival, it's a dream come true for this struggling actress. What could possibly go wrong? Cast: Samantha Gordon is Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer is Dave Chris Cleveland is Dr. Dirk This episode also features Brooklyn Jones and Raechel Wong. Our theme song was composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyics by Ann Sloan The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan and is co-produced by Laura Lipson. Website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Follow us on: Twitter: @CarlottaBeautox Facebook: @CarlottaPodcast Instagram: @CarlottaPodcast SFX: Freesound.org For music and full sound effect credits visit our website We have a Patreon! To support the show please head on over to Patreon.com/CarlottaPodcast Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    18 min
  • Fighting Irish -- Ep 103

    Fighting Irish -- Ep 103
    May 13 2019
    Carlötta is up for a part in a new movie but the role requires an Irish accent and she doesn't know how to do one. Luckily, her manager Dave has a magically delicious idea! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave and Irish Parishoner David Allen as Irish Priest and Casting Director Aleksandra Kaniak as Bridget Mary Margaret O’Shaughnessy Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Fiddles McGinty" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For full sound effects credits including transcripts visit our website -- CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    17 min
  • The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104

    The Truth About Helen -- Ep 104
    May 27 2019
    Carlötta's innocence is destroyed when she uncovers a trashy secret about her Hollywood idol. Now, will she turn whistle-blower and expose the celebrity as a fraud? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Security Guard, Harvey Levin, Sir Ian McKellen Aleksandra Kaniak as Waxer Chelsea Kwoka as TMZ Producer and Mystical Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Local Elevator" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ "Cinematic (Sting)" by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/ "Not As It Seems" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Classic Horror 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    18 min
  • High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105

    High Crimes and High Colonics -- Ep 105
    Jun 10 2019
    When Carlötta meets an entrepreneur who calls himself "The Elon Musk of the Colonic Industry" she finds herself in deep doo-doo. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Newscaster, Guy Pence, Vladimir Hamsandovich, 3 Pervert Suitors Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter, Om-ing Yogi Chelsea Kwoka as Tiffani Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    18 min
  • The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106

    The Schtick Hits the Fan -- Ep 106
    Jun 24 2019
    Carlötta may be headed to prison if the FBI can make their case! One problem though - she swore off jumpsuits ages ago! Federal crimes maybe, but fashion crimes? Not this fashionista! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Guy Pence Vivia Armstrong as Agent Longher Ryan Manuel as Agent Harter Chelsea Kwoka as Newscaster Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Day of Chaos" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    16 min
  • Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107

    Alpaca Sweater and a Bag of Donuts -- Ep 107
    Jul 8 2019
    Carlötta gets a job with a Hollywood celebrity but suffers another stinging humiliation under his employ. Is this the kiss of death to her dream of becoming of star? Will she say ta-ta to La La Land and head on back to Jersey? CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave David Allen as Dominick Baggadonitz Karen Law as Waze App Voice, Housekeeper Heidi Strock as Giggle App Voice Written/Produced/Directed/Edited by Ann Sloan Co-produced by Laura Lipson Engineered by Ivan Rivera at Clear Lake Recording in North Hollywood, California MUSIC: "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeon ((https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan SFX: From FreeSound.org For complete credits including transcripts visit our website: www.CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    20 min