We need to know if a wendigo is a cryptid! This week we've booked a cruise from Central America for CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS (2005)! We get more of the fantabulous John Rhys-Davies and a surprising appearance of Giancarlo Esposito. It's rough seas ahead but at least the water is warm. Wait, that's not water, it's blood. Oh my goooood.

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Zorlock?! I hardly know her! This week we're back for another tabletop session with MYTHICA: The NECROMANCER (2015). This time we're bringing Pete into the fold. Did he watch the first two? No, no he did not. Did we tell him what happened? Also No. Get ready for a movie that's all filler and no substance. Seriously, this one could have been an email.

Oi! This week we're busting out the subtitles for Guy Ritchie's first film LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998). Prepare for fast talk, comedic beats, and an interwoven story that'll leave your head spinning. So don't lose those antique shotguns and make sure you bring a matching trench coat.

Cuby-dooby-doo! We enter the cube for the (possibly) finale time with CUBE ZERO (2004)! This somehow has some of the best and worst practical effects in the franchise; the good kind that's ewy gooey and makes you cringe and the terribly bad kind of Jax's doll eye that takes you out of the movie. Get ready to lose your boots, again.

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One oiled up cowboy coming right up! And he has the right tool for the job...by tool I mean his penis. There's also a chick named June Knockers and boy does she got some big ones. Okay, I'm done. This week we head back into the Sidariverse to cover the one that started the Bombs, Bullets, and Babes series: MALIBU EXPRESS (1985)! Is it the best Andy Sidaris movie we've done? No, but its definitely the horniest.

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This was bad! We're doing GRIZZLY II: REVENGE (1983/2021), a film that should have stayed gone. Plagued by production problems, this is a big bowl of nothing with boring sauce and a side of regret. Get ready for a movie filled with stock footage and immense disappointment.

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Finally! We are finally giving you the promised: TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS (1990)! The worms are back baby and something ain't right. Fredward is leading the boys down to Mexico in this one, so let's load up the truck with some RC cars, and enough explosives to level an oil refinery. Of course, we didn't forget the umbrella this time.

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Don't call her babe! This week we're bringing you some real trash with BARB WIRE (1996)! We have Pamela Anderson doing stuff in a dystopian America where things happen. I hope you brought something to do because this one doesn't get off the ground until we're halfway through.

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