We sit down to talk through the 2026 astrology forecast the only way we know how: juice in hand, plushies nearby, tarot cards out, and zero interest in making the future sound scarier than it needs to be.

We start light, new juicer updates, accidental vampire energy, skincare wins, and a very serious discussion about Japanese plushies and Squishmallow loyalty. From there, we slide into wish spells, aesthetics, and how to actually work with ritual timing without turning it into a performance.

Then we get into what 2026 is really bringing. This year feels different. Softer. Less punishing. After years of intensity, the energy shifts toward rest, honesty, and being more fully yourself. We talk major 2026 astrology themes, including rare Kazemi transits, the Cancer full moon, and why your nervous system deserves as much attention as your goals.

Elli pulls tarot for the months ahead, mapping February through July with themes of stability, sudden change, intuition spikes, and emotional grounding. We layer that with the big astrological moments, Uranus moving direct, eclipses, Mercury retrograde in Pisces, Neptune changing signs, and the long Saturn Neptune story about blending vision with discipline.

This episode is part forecast, part friend hang, part gentle recalibration for the year ahead. If you want an astrology podcast that tells the truth without pressure, fear, or pretending we have it all figured out, this one is for you.

Listen in, pull your own cards if you want, and let us know what you’re most curious about for 2026. And make sure you follow the show, we drop new episodes every Thursday.

Welcome to our very first book club episode! We read a book, talk about it, and invite you to come along with us.

Our first book is You Wanna Be on Top?: A Memoir of Makeovers, Manipulation, and Not Becoming America's Next Top Model, a memoir by Sarah Hartshorne.

The conversation is equal parts pop culture nostalgia and genuine disbelief as we break down what life was actually like behind the scenes of Americas Next Top Model. The book reveals isolation, scripted silence, cameras deciding when the girls were allowed to speak, and a whole production world that feels nothing like what viewers saw. We talk through the shock, the heartbreak, and the way Hartshorn writes with so much clarity and humor.

The episode wraps with a wider look at what Americas Next Top Model taught an entire generation about beauty, competition, and the cost of being watched.

Stay tuned for the next book club pick! Make sure you're following us on Instagram for the announcement so you can read along.

Ursula and Elli discuss solstice traditions from ancient times to modern day. Why do we gather in community around these times of year? What are the origins of the 12 days of Christmas, and why is this time of year SO magickal and potent, but also dark and strange?

They talk grief, community, and there's a super simple New Years wishing spell at the end you're going to want to check out.

Comment below with your favorite solstice/winter traditions! And make sure you follow because we release new episodes every Thursday.

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Sources:

https://www.history.com/articles/winter-solsticehttps://www.history.com/articles/8-winter-solstice-celebrations-around-the-world

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/heres-why-the-winter-solstice-is-significant-in-cultures-across-the-world

https://www.livescience.com/42152-ancient-tributes-to-witner-solstice.html

http://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/calendar/invictus.html

https://archive.archaeology.org/online/features/bull_killer/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithraism

This week, Ursula and Elli dive into the real work of staying grounded through the long, dark winter.

Ursula shares the hobbies she has been leaning into lately, while EllI talks about how play keeps the creative spark alive and why so many adults are craving the simple joy they never got to experience when they were young.

Together they explore five ways to start a new winter hobby. They walk through how to check your energy before choosing an activity and how to follow intuition instead of forcing productivity.

This episode is for anyone fighting winter blues, creative burnout, or that heavy stuck feeling that hits when the sun disappears at 4 pm. Listeners get gentle structure, clear ideas, and a warm reminder that joy is still possible even in the coldest season.

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The holidays are supposed to be magical, right? Except your brain is buzzing, your social calendar is full, and your perfectionist side is screaming at you for not having it all together. Ursula and Elli get real about surviving the season without losing your mind.

They talk about feeling “feral” when life gets overwhelming, creative panic, and why mirror work (yes, literally staring at yourself) can pull up the stuff you didn’t know was stuck inside. There’s astrology energy, holiday fatigue, and the weird ways our signs clash when family, friends, and obligations pile up.

Expect laughs, honest venting, goose energy, and some unorthodox advice for staying sane (like embracing your emotions, drinking water, and yes, screaming if you need to). This is for anyone who wants to survive the holidays without pretending they have it all together.

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Sometimes your parents shows up in your life in ways you didn’t even know were possible, like your self-worth, your love life, your obsession with approval. In this episode, Elli and Ursula get into all of it: complicated parent-child energy, toxic family patterns, and the ways childhood baggage keeps sneaking back into adulthood.

They touch on astrology too, because astrology charts reveal exactly why some dynamics just…never fit. Emotional clashes, worth issues, and patterns that make us fall for emotionally unavailable partners, it's all there. Then, they get into the messy-but-helpful healing stuff: tuning into your body, setting boundaries, and yes, using kink and self-care as tools for reclaiming power.

This episode is for anyone who’s stared down family drama, felt unseen or unworthy, or just wants to laugh while unpacking the stuff no one else will talk about.

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This week, Elli and Ursula get real about endings, shadow work, and what it means to outgrow your old self. They talk Taurus full moon emotions, feminine energy healing, and why true self-acceptance sometimes looks a little messy.

You’ll hear Ursula dive into existential kink and radical self-love, Elli open up about learning to receive support, and both of them laugh about tarot decks with bad attitudes and pendulums that refuse to listen. They even touch on Pluto in Scorpio and Sagittarius energy, and how generational astrology shapes the way we heal.

It’s deep, funny, and wildly relatable. Tune in if you’re into astrology, shadow work, or real talk about healing, endings, and becoming who you’re meant to be.

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This week, Ursula and Elli get real about rest, laziness, and the healing power of taking breaks. They dive into personal stories about recovery, self-care, and the ways stress and chronic inflammation sneak into our lives.

From Ursula’s two-day rebound from illness to Elli’s reflections on growing up resisting rest, they unpack why slowing down is essential for our health, energy, and emotional well-being.

They chat about hyperproductivity, supportive work environments, and why guilt has no place in taking time off. They explore strategies for managing stress, balancing protein and hydration, and creating safe, restorative spaces, plus a few herbal remedies like lemon balm tea. This episode is packed with insights on chronic inflammation, self-compassion, and honoring your body and emotions during life transitions.

If you’ve been feeling burnt out, stuck in overdrive, or just guilty about taking a break, this episode is your reminder to rest without shame and reclaim your energy.

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