We sit down to talk through the 2026 astrology forecast the only way we know how: juice in hand, plushies nearby, tarot cards out, and zero interest in making the future sound scarier than it needs to be.

We start light, new juicer updates, accidental vampire energy, skincare wins, and a very serious discussion about Japanese plushies and Squishmallow loyalty. From there, we slide into wish spells, aesthetics, and how to actually work with ritual timing without turning it into a performance.

Then we get into what 2026 is really bringing. This year feels different. Softer. Less punishing. After years of intensity, the energy shifts toward rest, honesty, and being more fully yourself. We talk major 2026 astrology themes, including rare Kazemi transits, the Cancer full moon, and why your nervous system deserves as much attention as your goals.

Elli pulls tarot for the months ahead, mapping February through July with themes of stability, sudden change, intuition spikes, and emotional grounding. We layer that with the big astrological moments, Uranus moving direct, eclipses, Mercury retrograde in Pisces, Neptune changing signs, and the long Saturn Neptune story about blending vision with discipline.

This episode is part forecast, part friend hang, part gentle recalibration for the year ahead. If you want an astrology podcast that tells the truth without pressure, fear, or pretending we have it all figured out, this one is for you.

Listen in, pull your own cards if you want, and let us know what you’re most curious about for 2026. And make sure you follow the show, we drop new episodes every Thursday.