Randi, Kansas, and Ali finally wake up and find the world is not what it seems! Can we resist the forces telling us to stay asleep and just buy, work, and reproduce, or will we fight back against the elites who definitely don't want us to see what they are up to? Find out in this week's episode where we talk about John Carpenter's 1988 film, They Live!

This week, Randi, Kansas, and Ali will test their wills and individuality against the hugs and intense group therapy of the Harga. Who will be sacrificed and who will become May Queen? Get cozy with an untainted meat pie, your favorite teddy bear, and find out who will survive Midsommar.

Ali leads Kansas and Randi into the woods to film a documentary, but tensions rise when Kansas's hatred of maps and Ali's hubris might just put our campers in the path of the Blair witch. Come get lost with us as we talk about the Blair Witch Project!

They're coming to get us Barbara! In our first ever episode of Sleepy Hag Survival Camp, Randi, Kansas, and I (Ali) do our best to get through a night of taxidermy horrors, pretentious driving gloves, and a few too many ghouls covered in ham and chocolate sauce. Using a very loosely adapted Call of Cthulhu rpg system, we will try to see if we can make better decisions and survive to see the sequel!