Your favorite English teachers discuss and spoil The Substance (and also Nosferatu to some degree) and, oddly, more than a few The Lord of the Rings references.

*someday we will have intro music again but that day is not today.

Like Art, we are back. Hopefully, we keep coming back, just like Art but less scary and mean.

**also featuring pet sounds (not the Beach Boys kind)

Did YOU go to summer camp? Did you survive? Congratulations! Not everyone does...

Today we're talking about summer camp horror. Canoes, archery, crafts --- so many ways to get killed, are we right? We'll be focusing on the classic Sleepaway Camp and the new Fear Street 1978! Toast some marshmallows and maybe later we'll make lanyards ;-)

It's summer! What's better than a little mountain getaway? Well, surviving it, for one thing.

1st in our Summer Series, we'll be looking at what lurks under the water. Might be a shark, might be a crocodile, might be an other-worldly shape-shifting creature -- it still wants to eat you. Who knows? Maybe you taste better with tartar sauce, too!