Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the thirteenth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D.

In this episode, Andy is playing the Sorcerer class facing challenges reminiscent of Wii Sports games, including Wii Tanks, Tennis, Bowling and Wii Fit, as well as a formidable portal guardian – Matt the Wii Sports guy.

Along the way, Sidney the Wandering Monster shows us his massive crack and the Dark Lord has a problem with Spiders at his holiday home. There’s an advert for Gandalf Brand Anti-Diarrhoea Medicine and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Bombur Blunder-Bore present the Scunny Steel Batch Halberd to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week, with Andy hoping to recover from last week’s groan.

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⏳ CHAPTERS

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

3:34 Sidney the Wandering Monster

4:05 Game Play Part One

13:17 Realm of the Dark Lord

18:24 Game Play Part Two

46:37 Short Rest – Gandalf Brand Anti-Diarrhoea Medicine

47:42 Gameplay Part Three

53:12 You Got Chainmail

54:28 Game Play Part Three Continues

1:02:45 Den Of The Dragon

1:05:20 Game Play Part Four

1:28:16 Dad Joke of the Week

1:29:36 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:31:00 Closing Music

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Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the twelfth episode of Roll The Old Bones, aweekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplaymixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D.

In this episode, Andy is trying out the Rogue class, in aJames Bond and Kingsman-themed adventure to take out a supervillain building arcane automata reminiscent of Sentry Turrets from Portal.

Along the way we are welcomed by Sidney the WanderingMonster and we peek in on The Dark Lord who has made a spelling mistake in making the One Ring, leading to an embarrassing, exposing predicament. There’san advert for Brainsburys – The one-stop grocery shop for zombies, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Olaf Granite-Glance from Aberdeep present the AberdoomGreatsword to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week, with Andy hoping to continue his streak of wins.

If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones, where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

⏳ CHAPTERS

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

2:39 Sidney the Wandering Monster

3:20 Game Play Part One

10:20 Realm of the Dark Lord

15:43 Game Play Part Two

24:26 Short Rest –12 Brainsburys

25:53 Gameplay Part Three

34:07 You Got Chainmail

31:15 Game Play Part Three Continues

41:12 Den Of The Dragon

43:37 Game Play Part Four

1:04:46 Dad Joke of the Week

1:05:57 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:07:24 Closing Music

🔗LINKS

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Greetings adventurer! ⚔️🎲

In this episode, Andy is trying out the Cleric class, aversatile full-spellcasting D&D class that channels divine magic from a deity to heal allies, control the battlefield, and smite foes with a really heavy mace. Questing through theLazurian Labyrinth to rescue a victim possessed by a Banshee, Andy battles a hoard of skeletons, spots and avoids a mimic, gathers the Holy Hand-Grenade of Antioch to successfully destroy the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Along the way we are welcomed by Sidney the WanderingMonster and we peek in on The Dark Lord who has to deal with a transport problem for the nine Wraith lords. There’s an advert for Orkea – modern furniture for Orks, and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Brimli Iron-Lung from Wigan-Pier-Shaft present the Pier-Hammer to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week.

If you want to support us, please visit our Ko-fi page athttps://ko-fi.com/rolltheoldbones, where you can buy us a cup of coffee and get your name added to our Oubliette of Oblivion.

⏳ CHAPTERS

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

4:15 Sidney the Wandering Monster

4:48 Game Play Part One

12:22 Realm of the Dark Lord

18:37 Game Play Part Two

29:15 Ad Break – Orkea

30:49 Gameplay Part Three

35:07 You Got Chainmail – Pixie Anti-Gravity Socks

36:33 Game Play Part Three Continues

42:56 Den Of The Dragon - The Pier-Hammer

45:11 Game Play Part Four

1:07:04 Dad Joke of the Week

1:08:12 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:09:10 Closing Music