Well met, adventurer! ⚔️🎲

Welcome to the thirteenth episode of Roll The Old Bones, a weekly audio podcast about learning to play Dungeons & Dragons, featuring silly sketches and comic interludes. Dungeons & Dragons newbie gameplay mixed with absurd audio comedy, Dad jokes and family-friendly D&D.

In this episode, Andy is playing the Sorcerer class facing challenges reminiscent of Wii Sports games, including Wii Tanks, Tennis, Bowling and Wii Fit, as well as a formidable portal guardian – Matt the Wii Sports guy.

Along the way, Sidney the Wandering Monster shows us his massive crack and the Dark Lord has a problem with Spiders at his holiday home. There’s an advert for Gandalf Brand Anti-Diarrhoea Medicine and we drop in on Den of the Dragon to see Bombur Blunder-Bore present the Scunny Steel Batch Halberd to the dragon for approval. We finish off with another carefully crafted D&D themed Dad Joke of the Week, with Andy hoping to recover from last week’s groan.

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⏳ CHAPTERS

0:00 Opening Theme

0:38 Welcome & Introduction

3:34 Sidney the Wandering Monster

4:05 Game Play Part One

13:17 Realm of the Dark Lord

18:24 Game Play Part Two

46:37 Short Rest – Gandalf Brand Anti-Diarrhoea Medicine

47:42 Gameplay Part Three

53:12 You Got Chainmail

54:28 Game Play Part Three Continues

1:02:45 Den Of The Dragon

1:05:20 Game Play Part Four

1:28:16 Dad Joke of the Week

1:29:36 Oubliette of Oblivion

1:31:00 Closing Music

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