We are blasting off with a board game movie...no not that board game movie! We are talking Zathura where there is an entire solar system to explore, but we spend the entire movie in the confines of a house. Join us!

Critics: 77%. Audience: 52%

WE ARE SO BACK

Critics: 65% Audience: 35%

It's a double deuce Xmas! We are finishing out our Underworld series and hanging with jacked Santa in our very first double feature. Mystical creatures and eternal entities abound in both movies as we try to find the joy in creatively bankrupt content. Join us!

Underworld: Awakening

Critics: 25% Audience 62%

Red One

Critics: 31% Audience: 90%

In the classic order of titles, we have reached the "Rise of..." section of the franchise. We start with some music talk, celebrate Michael Sheen and Bill Nighy returning to the world of the under, and highlight the differences a new director makes on the series.

Critics: 30% Audience: 63%

It's a casual couch-side ep in the continuation of our Underworld series. We catch up on what we've been watching, chat about Silent Hill 2, and express our mixed feelings about the first Underworld sequel.

It is the beginning of a brand new series based on the polarizing Underworld franchise! Join us in our inaugural episode as we break down the surprisingly deep lore, the mostly great casting decisions, and the critics' hatred for this film.

Critics: 31% Audience: 79%

It's been another seven days since our last spooky movie episode so we are back again with THE RING. We attempt to establish the rules of the infamous video tape, parse the differences between this movie and Scary Movie 3, and come up with headlines for Little Sophisticated Gentleman Quarterly.

Critics: 71% Audience: 48%

In our continuation of our spooky season celebration we are taking a little detour into cozy country with a couple of very special guests. We talk midnight margaritas, falling for Dracula cowboys, and gathering the ladies for impromptu seances.

Critics: 25% Audience: 73%