It's a Halloweenie miracle! Or perhaps a horror show? Taylor and Don finally mange to accidentally pick the same book!! But have no fear! We're spitting at the HOA and rubbing our plastic fingers all over this pumpkin-spiced nightmare as we get a little too friendly with the lawn decor in, "No Bones About It: A Halloween Sentient Object Romance" by author Cassandra Elizzabeth.

Oh boy! Don't look too closely at that club and make sure you've tied those bells down because we're starting season two with a delicious assortment of Themes! We've each selected a secret theme for the other to guess. First Don puts themself in a hairy situation with "Breeding With Bigfoot" by author Siggy Shade. Then they sweeten things up a little with author Mia Harlan's "Her Donut Shifters." Next, Taylor steers us through the storm with Chuck Tingle's "Widow's Gay" and shines a little too brightly in "Lamp Lover: A Retro Whimsy Sentient Object Romance" by Sabrina Cross.

It's the season one finale of Now That's Smut I'm Talking About and we've got our shiniest spurs on. And nothing else. ;) First, Taylor moseys on down to horny cowboy town with with Lainey Lawson's, "Whiskey Weather." Then Don finds an intergalactic home on the range with "Smitten by the Alien Saloon Owner" by author Ursa Dax.