It's Dealer's Choice! Don and Taylor have each selected a group of feral fiction for the other to pick from this week. First Taylor checks out some hardware in Vera Valentine's, "Unhinged." Then Don gets paleontological on a trip through time in Lola Faust's, "Triceratops and Bottoms."

Grab your plums and/or nectarines and prepare your (ear) holes for some *Horny Sentient Objects.* First, Don shines a light on Sabrina Cross's "Light Me Up: A M/M Lamp Romance" then Taylor discusses the importance of getting your veggies in with Fannie Tucker's "Bagged By the Groceries"

Today for your titillation, Taylor and Don are Scared but Horny as they explore priest vegetable threesomes in G.M. Fairy's "Pounded by Produce: A Veggie Love Tale" and run with sexy slasher boys in Molly Doyle's "Scream for Us: A Dark Romance Halloween Novella"

Welcome to Now That's Smut I'm Talking About! Taylor, a seasoned smut spelunker and Don, a terrified newbie, embark on a journey to explore the spread wide world of written erotica! Today we explore the works of beloved erotica and horror author, Chuck Tingle.