Kev Acott and Simon Lipson discuss:

- Spurs v Bottlers on Sunday

- Igor's tactics and selection (not a clue)

- Terry v VVD debate - Ledley was better than both

- Poor old Brennan

Therapy for Spurs fans.

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Enter Igor Tudor: a man with 11 jobs in 12 years and a no wingers policy. But he's a chaos specialist. So is he the right man at the right moment? And will he stay if we win every match including the Champions League? Stranger things.

We bid a tearful farewell to John Heitinga after an era-defining four-week stint, and examine Igor's team of hatchet-faced henchmen.

Also:

• The Penguin Defense: We consign "hands-behind-the-back" defending, amongst other things, to Room 101.

• Fact or Fiction: Did Tim Sherwood use a burner name for TalkSport? And did Son’s dad really ban him from playing for being a millisecond slow?

• Arsenal. Don't worry, we've got your back.

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Dave Bradshaw get everything right. In a way. It’s messy, it's funny, it’s frantic, it’s Nice One Cyril.

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So Frank has finally been given the chop. What took them so long, fucksake?

In this hastily assembled but remarkably polished pod, Kev, Julie, Lee and Simon look into Frank's legacy (yeah, we know), what went wrong and ask where we go from here.

And we've got some selection pointers for the board for the next man.

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For 29 minutes, we actually looked a bit like a football team. Then Cuti Romero decided he’d seen enough.

With Udogie hobbling off and the squad down to nine fit first-teamers (is that right, Cuti?) we’re officially in "looking over our shoulder" territory.

Inevitably the Poch rumours are back. We discuss the likelihood and desirability.

Also in this episode:

• Flappy: Letting in a trundler before turning into Gordon Banks. Plus ça change.

• Souza & Simons: So good, we wonder why we signed them.

• Dr. Tottenham: Newcastle are at their lowest ebb - 'nuff said?

• Room 101: More footy nonsense for the bin

• Stupid Tweets: So many, so little time.

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Lee Brown, and Kevin Acott break down the chaos.

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The window has slammed shut and Cuti Romero hasn't held back. We dive into the Captain’s "disgraceful" Instagram broadside.

And we ask: What does Johan Lange actually do?

Plus

• The Vinai Era: Is the new CEO staying "on message," or just managing the decline?

• Academy Paradox: Why are we signing 18-year-old James Wilson from Hearts just to play Academy football while Mikey Moore is tearing it up at Rangers?

• United Away: We look ahead to a massive clash at Old Trafford.

It’s messy, it’s petty, and it’s very Tottenham.

The City game was a tale of two halves: pathetic to dynamic, chalk to cheese. Was the formation shift down to Thomas Frank’s genius or forced by injury?

We break down the "moral courage" of Xavi Simons, praise 'man possessed' Palhinha and a veteran-style shift from Archie Gray, and look into the "Giant Redwood" that is Flappy in goal.

Inside this episode:

• The Solanke Saviour: Even an atheist can thank God for that goal.

• The 75-Minute Walkout: Principled protest or utter nonsense?

• Twitter Jury: We shred the week’s most idiotic tweets

• Room 101: Binning off "we go again" and other footballing sins.

• Stat or Fiction: Did VDV really drive home in his kit before the final whistle?

• Man Utd Preview: Which Spurs will show up—the Chalk or the Cheese?

Strap in. We go again.

Fourth in the CL table, above “tiddlers” like Real, Barça, City and PSG. Second-best defence, Flappy apparently the best keeper on earth.

We examine the performance and ask whether this was progress or just another glorious one-off.

Are Spurs going to suprise us before the window closes? And if so, can they please not surprise us with bloody Raheem Sterling on a free?

City to come. Another easy ride?

With Kev Acott and Simon Lipson

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Burnley: missed chance or gritty point? Either way, we didn’t end their miserable run, so… progress? We dig into the numbers (not boringly, promise) and explore whether our best attackers are also our biggest problem.

Plus: Odobert shows promise, Tel gets messed about again and Gallagher’s written off before he’s unpacked. Transfer chat goes suspiciously quiet, ITKs come up empty and we ask whether it’s possible to hate Arsenal too much ahead of City.

Strap in. It’s Nice One Cyril.