Kev Acott and Simon Lipson discuss:

- Spurs v Bottlers on Sunday

- Igor's tactics and selection (not a clue)

- Terry v VVD debate - Ledley was better than both

- Poor old Brennan

Therapy for Spurs fans.

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Enter Igor Tudor: a man with 11 jobs in 12 years and a no wingers policy. But he's a chaos specialist. So is he the right man at the right moment? And will he stay if we win every match including the Champions League? Stranger things.

We bid a tearful farewell to John Heitinga after an era-defining four-week stint, and examine Igor's team of hatchet-faced henchmen.

Also:

• The Penguin Defense: We consign "hands-behind-the-back" defending, amongst other things, to Room 101.

• Fact or Fiction: Did Tim Sherwood use a burner name for TalkSport? And did Son’s dad really ban him from playing for being a millisecond slow?

• Arsenal. Don't worry, we've got your back.

Simon Lipson, Julie Welch, Kevin Acott and Dave Bradshaw get everything right. In a way. It’s messy, it's funny, it’s frantic, it’s Nice One Cyril.

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So Frank has finally been given the chop. What took them so long, fucksake?

In this hastily assembled but remarkably polished pod, Kev, Julie, Lee and Simon look into Frank's legacy (yeah, we know), what went wrong and ask where we go from here.

And we've got some selection pointers for the board for the next man.

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