Hello! Why, we haven't seen you since you were just a baby! Knee high to a grasshopper! Thanks for taking us in while we convalesce, it should only take a little while...

Folks, we're back this week (maybe just this week? maybe more??) to talk Zach Cregger's WEAPONS (2025), the trials and tribulations of being face blind for Josh Brolin, and our favorite Whitest Kids You Know sketches. Join us! And leave us a rating and review if you want us to come back for good!

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Show notes:

• Pedro Pascal's slutty little boots
• Whitest Kids You Know - Gallon of PCP
• Whitest Kids You Know - 7 Hot Dogs
• Whitmer Thomas music video
• Side Stories Zach Cregger interview
• Fire Walk With Me - Woman in Red
• Cindy Sherman

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Art by Ryan Tate

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Knock knock knock! Open up! There's someone inside your house, they went in while you weren't looking.

We're discussing ODDITY (2024) this week, a jigsaw puzzle of a supernatural murder mystery. It feels like cozying up with a classic whodunnit book and a cup of tea and we think you'll like it.

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Show notes:

• Director's short films

Join us back here in two weeks to discuss STRANGE DARLING (2024), starring our fave, Kyle Gallner :)

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Hellooooo we're talking SMILE 2 (2024) this week and no spoilers but we frigging loved it.

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• Lukas Gage tiny apartment audition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARZBRcQztG4
• Jeremy Selenfriend's ig - Lukas Gage prosthetics (graphic) https://www.instagram.com/p/DD7OwyduTiQ/?img_index=1
• Smile 2 Skye Riley EP we can't stop listening to https://open.spotify.com/album/53i6qzqYuhIhcpVTVu0dW3
• A behind the scenes video but I recommend watching pretty much any of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1Ebo_YZV8

Join us back here in two weeks to discuss ODDITY (2024)!

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Hey how are you doing today? Do you feel good? Are you feeling good about yourself? If not, have I got the product for you - a lil substance you can inject to spawn a hotter version of yourself who will ruin your life. Are you interested?

We're talking THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a very weird and disgusting and delightful film we can not recommend highly enough. Don't cheat yourself out of watching this without spoilers! And ladies, remember - you're more than just one b00b

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Helloooo and welcome back to the show! We're discussing THE CROW (2024), THE CROW (1994), and _The Crow_ (1989) this week, and folks? Folks??? We've got opinions. And we want to hear yours! Who would you cast in a gender-bent remake of this iconic classic? Find us on socials @NoShowMonster or email us at noshowmonster@gmail.com!

Also we recorded this before Tony Todd passed, RIP, we wouldn't have brushed past his role in this film so brusquely without acknowledging that. He was a treasure and the world is poorer without him.

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Show notes:

• Slam Dunk (Da Funk) music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZUZx-8--0c
• FIFTH ELEMENT blue lady opera ("Diva Song") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnTE2h0ZY74 and if you wanna jump to where it really starts to slap, here you go
• Debut Buddies episode about THE CONNECTION (1961) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-found-footage-film-1961-1980/id1439741573?i=1000668855473
• YouTube video by matttt that Chelsea referenced https://youtu.be/x0P08GVreIc?si=QtJeGQBFYG8pMwmm

Join us back in here two weeks to discuss THE SUBSTANCE (2024), a frigging wild trip you should absolutely take. See you then!

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Ayyyyyyyy join us this week in space to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)! We recorded this before the election so please ignore that part where we dared to be hopeful and focus on the part where we talked about how awful this year has been. But you know what's not awful? This movie! We liked it a lot!

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Join us back in two weeks to discuss THE CROW (2024) and also quite a lot of THE CROW (1994) and even some _The Crow_ (1989)

Happy spookies!

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Helllloooooo this week we're talking about Tilman Singer's CUCKOO (2024), a bonkers little flick we highly recommend. And do you know what, it maybe generated a revelation, an evolution if you will, if the show's thesis? Neat!

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Show notes:

• Next Best Picture podcast interview with Dan Stevens and Tilman Singer
• Friend of the show Kylan Savage's Church Jams Now!

Come on back in two weeks to discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024) with us!

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Cuckoo!! Cuckoo!!!!!! Your dear old friends of a friend are back to talk LONGLEGS (2024), the movie we've all been waiting for!!! You can feel the excitement in this episode because we are a little bit all over the place, so think of this as one of our classic shootin' the sh*t episodes and join us as we pin all this red yarn to our cork board.

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Show notes:

• In-universe crime blog thebirthdaymurders.net
• The queer horror documentary Kelly couldn't recall the name of - Queer for Fear: The History of Queer Horror
• Season of the Witch: How the Occult Saved Rock and Roll https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_of_the_Witch:_How_the_Occult_Saved_Rock_and_Roll
• IndieWire article about rock and roll, T-Rex, and hidden messages https://www.indiewire.com/features/interviews/longlegs-t-rex-nicolas-cage-look-hidden-messages-1235024841/

Join is back here in two weeks to discuss CUCKOO (2024)! Happy spookies!

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