Applebee’s put a bacon cheeseburger inside a crunchy wonton taco, so naturally Mike and Jess had to try it. Did the mashup work, or should burgers and tacos stay in their own lanes?

They also mourn the dishes they can’t get anymore from closed restaurants, build their ideal three-drink lineups, and argue about whether Cracker Barrel deserves a stop on their next trip. Plus, the meatballs at Strada make a strong case for best bite of the week.

Mike and Jess try Burger King’s Loaded Jalapeño Original Chicken Sandwich, a chaotic combination of American cheese, jalapeño sauce, crispy jalapeños and Burger King’s famously long chicken patty. While Mike sees the potential in the sandwich’s spicy concept, Jess delivers a surprising verdict on its questionable chicken.

Along the way, Jess reveals how she turns cleaning into a cardio workout, avoids a friend in public and encounters a massive group of Pokémon Go players. Mike reflects on a special moment shared with his father and son before finally revealing the embarrassing habit he teased at the beginning of the episode.

Plus: shrimp rankings, another brutal gout attack, the rising price of fast food, sandwich planning and one deeply troubling flossing confession.

Mike and Jess try Jersey Mike’s chicken salad and put another popular fast food item to the Marriage Bites test. Along the way, they debate their very different food preferences, share their latest fast food opinions, and get sidetracked by everything from burgers and soda to the best things they ate all week.