This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, DJ and Kelly return to the movies with some important questions: Has Netflix become Lifetime? Should actual movie quality require another subscription tier? And if you take three naps without losing the plot, is that good storytelling or a problem?

Then they explain how Special Forces derailed their Avengers plans. George Santos’s helicopter dive inspires unexpected admiration—and DJ explains why attempting the same thing would turn him into a human kite.

Their review of Unabomber gets into its performances, production value, and the difference between understanding someone’s history and excusing their actions. Naturally, this also leads to Netflix’s imaginary “real movie tier,” Sandra Bullock’s lack of professional confidence as a witch in Practical Magic, and a movie superlative Netflix probably shouldn’t put on the poster.

Next up is Primetime, which leaves Kelly impressed by the filmmaking and frustrated by the story. DJ gives it four stars, takes several naps, and delivers a much stronger endorsement of the theater’s seats. Kelly’s six-star rating somehow becomes the controversial opinion.

Plus: a proposed fee for hearing your movie complaints, another refusal to reconsider Lisa Frankenstein, and the promise of a couch investigation on Patreon.

Join DJ and Kelly for movie reviews, questionable superlatives, pop culture, personal stories, and whatever the hell happens when these two try to stay on topic.

Contains adult language and discussion of film storylines.

CHAPTERS

00:00 — Intro
00:46 — Our Halloween Cruise Requires Commitment
02:49 — “My Deodorant Made Me Forget You”
04:59 — DJ & Kelly at the Movies… Almost
06:18 — Special Forces Made Us Miss Avengers
07:23 — George Santos Nails the Dive. DJ Would Become a Kite.
09:45 — DJ & Kelly at the Movies, Take Two
10:12 — Unabomber: Our Review
11:52 — Netflix Is the New Lifetime
14:27 — You Are a Witch. Why Are You Surprised?
15:33 — Understanding Someone Isn’t Excusing Them
16:27 — Movie Superlatives Netflix Shouldn’t Use
17:47 — Primetime: Big Expectations
18:58 — Six Stars?! The Ratings Disagreement
19:30 — Your Movie Complaint Will Cost You
20:00 — Great Filmmaking. Where’s the Story?
22:01 — An Apparition & Extremely Comfortable Theater Seats
23:43 — Three Naps. Zero Confusion.
25:14 — We’re Still Not Budging on Lisa Frankenstein
25:53 — Wrap-Up & the Promise of Couch Pills

Listen early on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/loadedpod

Find us on social media: @LoadedPod
Email: probablyloadedpod@gmail.com
More from the show: https://www.loadedpod.com

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, DJ and Kelly start with the important questions: Is LA dining actually a scam? Why are people spending $22 on Erewhon smoothies? And why does losing weight require your body to betray you in precisely the wrong order?

DJ prepares for an extended trip to Vancouver, reveals the consequences of taking entirely too much magnesium, and shows Kelly the nearly 300-year-old Chinese plate he's donating to a charity auction. Somehow, this leads naturally to J. Paul Getty, trickle-down economics, and politics.

Then the conversation turns serious as Kelly and DJ discuss the allegations surrounding the Cornell sexual-assault case, the institutional response to sexual violence on college campuses, victim blaming, and why a survivor's behavior after an assault doesn't determine whether the assault happened.

They also get into the latest political circus surrounding Jack Smith before discovering a potentially lucrative new business model: if you hate the podcast, pay them to read your insult on the air. They'll apparently also consider breaking up with someone for you. Pricing TBD.

Join DJ and Kelly for another episode of comedy, culture, politics, personal stories, and whatever the hell happens when these two try to have a normal conversation.

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DJ has been designing bathrooms, Kelly is manifesting a Costco door, and somehow this leads directly into a discussion about a United Airlines passenger allegedly masturbating next to another passenger—and DJ immediately begins investigating the legal loopholes.

Next up is The Weight, featuring Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, an inexplicably well-equipped woman in the wilderness, and the realization that Regal Unlimited is exactly how you discover movies you otherwise never would have seen.

Also: internet problems briefly remove Kelly from her own podcast, leaving DJ alone long enough to perform Frozen from memory despite never having seen it.

00:00 DJ's Actor Warm-Ups

01:02 DJ Finally Watched Anchorman

02:04 Purple Drink vs. Yellow Drink

03:10 DJ Becomes a Home Renovator

06:03 Kelly's Dream House & the Costco Door

09:12 Is the House Next Door a Front?

10:09 DJ Completely Stops Listening

10:34 The Least Sexy Sex Show in Amsterdam

12:25 United's Airplane Masturbation Problem

12:58 DJ Finds a Business Opportunity

13:23 Sodom, Gomorrah & Airline Policy

14:16 Is It Illegal Under a Blanket?

14:44 "The Man Is Innocent"

16:10 DJ vs. American Airlines

17:53 AD BREAK

18:01 DJ & Kelly at the Movies

19:10 Resident Evil Review

20:31 "DoorDash From Hell"

21:24 What Worked — and DJ Hates Tentacles

23:24 Austin Abrams & Method Acting

24:59 DJ Declares War on Method Actors

27:37 Why Resident Evil Works

29:13 The 4D Movie Experience

30:53 Kelly's Internet Dies

31:11 DJ Performs Frozen

33:12 The Wait Review

34:34 Avengers: Endgame Encore

37:05 The Wait Ratings

38:11 The Mary Poppins of the Navajo

39:28 DJ Hates Nerdology

41:09 The Wait Superlatives

42:35 DJ Performs Frozen... Again

42:57 PATREON

Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.