I ruined your yard with slide water so you gotta let me use YOUR pool?? You literally said nothing so now you gotta pay for MY car repairs?? How many penises do snakes have? Brought to you by Noodle Massage and Christ Crispy Treats. Swamp's Up

• Green Gatorade
• Vodka
• Yellow Onion
• Peanut Butter Cotton Swab

Your date is Shreking on you?? Houseguests demand to know where your better pillows are?? Do butt ladybugs have souls?? Brought to you by Bu'Ka'Ke and Joseph Bildorf's Hand Slime.

Uncut Jim

• Jim Beam
• vienna sausage
• Ouzo
• water

Your Princess asks decides you're getting circumcised?? Dino Karen drops the N-bomb?? We discuss bad people over drink in the Gimme Gimme Hall of Fame???

Chinese Burning Fire:

• Tsing Tsao
• Japanese whiskey
• Soju
• Chili Crisp

Brought to you by Goliath Industries' Ultra Light Beam Juice and Ball Janglers.

A fry bandit gets mad when you order more?? A "friend" gets mad when you hook up with your ex?? We get real serial talkin about some of these poop scooters and give some solid advice along the way.

Drink along at home!

Heavy Day:

• vodka
• red koolaid
• cotton ball
• garnish with period pad

Nephew almost kills your baby with a roman candle?? Fratboys give you the fireworks?? Some hot takes on everyone's favorite way to lose a hand and a whole ton of doodie heads.

America in a Cup:

• Bourbon
• Peach tea
• Rocket pop

Your boyfriend loves your bff's period but hates yours?? Diabetic dancer gets mad when you hold her accountable? We rate these jokers and one of em is the most difficult story we've ever actually read!

Ode to the Wrong Seat:

• whiskey neat
• popcorn
• Butter flavored oil

Your worried I'm gonna pinch you because you were in my seats?? Should you break up with your friend because they didn't text you on your birthday?? Producer Jess crafts a diabolical cocktail to celebrate 50 episodes. Charley's a tank. Pinchmeister is dominating the socials. Sponsored by Peanut BUTTer and Tinkle Town.

Drink along at home!

Palomaroma:

• Tequila
• Squirt
• Lime
• Durian Extract

Your boss replaces you with AI then demands you come back to take the blame for the clanker's mistakes?? Your Hubby can't watch the baby for 90 minutes while you try to relax?? Also Baby 2 Clitz and some deep discussion on parenting.

Gengar:

• Sour Cherry schnapps
• Blackberry schnapps
• Cherries
• Grape Soda