Luke returns to the quizmaster’s chair, blazer freshly dusted, for the second edition of the FAFC Pub Quiz; welcoming back reigning champion Roberto, alongside challengers Will and Jay.

Because it’s the sequel, it’s longer, harder and darker.

Can you keep up? You’ll need to recall which way birds face on football crests, name Real Madrid’s 2014 Champions League-winning XI, remember the most expensive African footballer ever, and know how many American school shootings occurred in 2014.

Along the way, the lads learn that Hulk left his wife for her niece, Martin Jol’s brothers are called Cock and Dick, and Ryan Giggs starred in a Japanese tomato juice advert.

Leads evaporate, Chinese accents are enforced, and, as football always intended, everything ends with Emile Heskey.

This week on Finding a Football Club, squad depth becomes an issue as Luke and Roberto are left alone to name the best England XI of the 21st century.

With Will out sick and Jay ruled ineligible on account of being Scottish, the conversation immediately drifts into Stoke City’s Pulis-era war criminals, Andy ‘Fat Maradona’ Reid’s stag do antics, and an unprovoked drive-by on Karen Brady.

On the pitch, there’s debate over England’s No.1, who to pair with Gerrard and Lampard, and a tactical relapse to a mid-2000s diamond.

And then the episode ends... except it doesn’t.

In the hidden track, Jay joins having done completely different homework, unveiling a niche England XI restricted to Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City players. The lads also reignite the Celtic big club argument and brutally roast a rival podcast.

It’s (never) coming home.

Finding a Football Club continues its five-part descent into footballing civil war as Luke, Will, Roberto and the elusive Jay Alexander-Ali attempt to rank the Top 10 Midfielders of the last 20 years.

With all the lads present, order collapses. Luka Modrić is branded a crack addict, Luke suffers a meltdown over Toni Kroos’ placement, and Will attempts to sneak Mesut Özil into the top 10.

Along the way, the lads ask the big questions: Was Xavi boring? Is Busquets a fraud? And was Fabregas ever really elite?

Plus, a shocking revelation as Roberto casually reveals that his sister teaches Andrés Iniesta’s kids how to swim.

Midfielders ranked. Relationships damaged.

This week on Finding a Football Club, Luke Oddie and Will Herron put Jay Alexander-Ali on trial for crimes against footballing reality.

His misdemeanour? A claim so insane it suggests a carbon monoxide leak in his house: that Celtic are a top 10 biggest club in the world.

Luke and Will come armed with cold hard stats, UEFA coefficients, and a list of clubs ranging from Chelsea to Borussia Dortmund to dismantle the delusion.

Along the way, Jay invents the concept of 'Club vs Team' to move the goalposts, Will unveils his love for Boca Juniors, and the lads discover that Martin O'Neill is apparently the only manager who has ever existed.

Warning: Contains hazardous levels of bias and abuse towards Scottish football.

Finding a Football Club returns with another instalment in the quest to name the best players of the last 20 years.

This week, the lads turn their attention to the backline.

With Jay still in witness protection, it falls on Luke, Roberto and Will to rattle off the deserving (and not so deserving) names.

Along the way, they ask the big questions: Was Piqué actually that good? Why did Jay vote for a 35-year-old Cafu? Did Nesta really take the Canadian league by storm? And why does Will have a personal vendetta against Virgil van Dijk?

This week on Finding a Football Club, we kick off a brand-new four-part series celebrating the very best players of the past 20 years. And where else to start but between the sticks?

With Jay and Will cowardly refusing to appear, it’s left up to Luke Oddie and Roberto Boni to put their reputations on the line and unveil FAFC’s definitive Top 10 goalkeepers since 2005.

Who will take the crown? Who is Will’s wildcard goalscoring keeper suggestion? And why does Jay rate Dida so highly?

The gloves are off. Literally.

This week on Finding a Football Club, Luke and Will go full North vs South as Huddersfield Town face Exeter City in the most lopsided class battle since Jamie Oliver discovered turkey twizzlers.

Will unveils his new game, ‘Exeter player or posh toff I went to boarding school with’, Luke flexes too much knowledge about a team he isn’t even pitching, and FAFC’s official Huddersfield correspondent, Louie Hall, makes a plea for his Terriers.

Elsewhere, the lads wonder which clubs count famous (alleged) sex offenders as supporters, play Who Am I? with ex-Premier League players now managing in League One, rip into Doctor Who, and link Exeter to the rise of the world’s most successful footballing nation.

In loving memory of Montgomery the Tibetan Terrier. A very good boy.

This week on Finding a Football Club, Will and Roberto go head-to-head in the ultimate test of football trivia: the inaugural FAFC Pub Quiz.

It’s a messy battle of wits featuring Nicklas Bendtner’s literary career, forgettable Udinese strikers, and one man’s fight against focaccia.

Along the way, the lads tackle UEFA’s longest away day, the highest rated players on FIFA and the best ever matchday pies.

This might be the nerdiest episode yet. Bring a pen. Or don’t. No one’s keeping score. Except Luke. Luke is definitely keeping score.