Luke returns to the quizmaster’s chair, blazer freshly dusted, for the second edition of the FAFC Pub Quiz; welcoming back reigning champion Roberto, alongside challengers Will and Jay.

Because it’s the sequel, it’s longer, harder and darker.

Can you keep up? You’ll need to recall which way birds face on football crests, name Real Madrid’s 2014 Champions League-winning XI, remember the most expensive African footballer ever, and know how many American school shootings occurred in 2014.

Along the way, the lads learn that Hulk left his wife for her niece, Martin Jol’s brothers are called Cock and Dick, and Ryan Giggs starred in a Japanese tomato juice advert.

Leads evaporate, Chinese accents are enforced, and, as football always intended, everything ends with Emile Heskey.

This week on Finding a Football Club, squad depth becomes an issue as Luke and Roberto are left alone to name the best England XI of the 21st century.

With Will out sick and Jay ruled ineligible on account of being Scottish, the conversation immediately drifts into Stoke City’s Pulis-era war criminals, Andy ‘Fat Maradona’ Reid’s stag do antics, and an unprovoked drive-by on Karen Brady.

On the pitch, there’s debate over England’s No.1, who to pair with Gerrard and Lampard, and a tactical relapse to a mid-2000s diamond.

And then the episode ends... except it doesn’t.

In the hidden track, Jay joins having done completely different homework, unveiling a niche England XI restricted to Arsenal, Chelsea and Man City players. The lads also reignite the Celtic big club argument and brutally roast a rival podcast.

It’s (never) coming home.

Finding a Football Club continues its five-part descent into footballing civil war as Luke, Will, Roberto and the elusive Jay Alexander-Ali attempt to rank the Top 10 Midfielders of the last 20 years.

With all the lads present, order collapses. Luka Modrić is branded a crack addict, Luke suffers a meltdown over Toni Kroos’ placement, and Will attempts to sneak Mesut Özil into the top 10.

Along the way, the lads ask the big questions: Was Xavi boring? Is Busquets a fraud? And was Fabregas ever really elite?

Plus, a shocking revelation as Roberto casually reveals that his sister teaches Andrés Iniesta’s kids how to swim.

Midfielders ranked. Relationships damaged.