DUKWAM: Kids’ Graduation Ceremonies!

Gowns, mortarboards and a hat toss for finishing primary school? Jon and Dan put the mini graduation on trial. Is it a sweet celebration or just a reward for getting a year older?

Also in this one:

• Is this the Americanisation of British schools?
• The trades vs university debate gets a devil’s advocate
• One university’s baffling rule about the hat

Do mini graduations make you proud or make you cringe? Email us at dkwannoysmepodcast@gmail.com.

£85 for a standing ticket? We're too old for this. Jon and Dan take on the modern gig, from ticket prices that could fund a week in Spain to the nine-foot man who waits until the band walks on before parking himself directly in front of you.

Also in this one:

• Listener Barry from Southend and a very expensive water bottle
• A bold new punishment system for festival offenders
• Why the phone-filming crowd might as well have stayed home

Is live music still worth the price, or does it annoy you too? Email us at dkwannoysmepodcast@gmail.com.

You buy one thing, once, and suddenly your inbox thinks you're a lifelong customer and Dan is not happy about it!This week we dig into the endless emails about things bought a single time, and the recommendations that land in front of you for stuff you have zero interest in... ever.meanwhile, Jon, is feeling nostalgic for the glory days of proper junk mail thudding through the letterbox.Also in this one: a very unexpected delivery that arrived through the post leaving Jon delighted at first and then sad...