State of Union - FSU finally broke up with Norvell and some basketball with a little bit of sprinkled in chaos.

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Chase spent 20 years believing shellfish could kill him, only to end up in a doctor's office eating progressively larger portions of shrimp while everyone wonders what actually caused his prom-night hives. The guys cast themselves into a horror movie, Kevin tries not to become that sports dad while quietly judging his daughter's coaches, and a conversation about Roblox and Fortnite turns into the realization that parenting now apparently requires IT-security experience. A candy bracket nearly breaks a drunk man's brain, Florida Man wears a very questionable "lucky" shirt to court, and Halloween movie talk somehow makes room for Freddy vs. Jason, Dune, Supergirl, Thunderbolts, and way too many bones being handed out.

-Playoffs or No Playoffs?

-NFL:

-Week 7 Recap

-Pick Em Update

-FSU:

-Hoops back in one week!

-Operation Garnet Storm vs Clemson?

-Football is hilariously unserious

-World Series

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Graduating swim class should probably involve going somewhere. There's no rundown this week, so everybody's friend-group role is up for debate, a penis-shaped beer glass faces some stiff competition, and handwritten notes look suspiciously like long division. Jose revisits adult swimming lessons that required extra personnel, Casper gets an unexpected defense, and one innocent question—"Is it a shower night?"—turns into a relationship mystery that apparently requires much clearer instructions.

Jose admits he can spend three hours hunting for two seconds of porn, which somehow isn't even the most questionable confession of the night. Vanderpump Rules and Gilmore Girls addictions come out, Kevin's birthday recovery turns into a conversation about daily masturbation, and Rapid Fire gets way too personal about sex toys, lube, bedroom hard-nos and how much money it would take to let someone professionally tickle you. Florida Man shows up with a forehead tattoo and a serious 911 problem, Kevin gives himself some credit for showing up as a dad, and Chase proves you can apparently upgrade from an iPhone 11 to… another iPhone 11.

The Pack is back, the Jags survive another ridiculous ending, and somehow a backup defensive tackle becomes a long snapper hero in London. The boys argue over whether NFL refs are just consistently inconsistent, relive another Florida State collapse that felt over long before the scoreboard admitted it, and debate whether Mike Norvell's real problem is coaching, money, or both. There's also way too much faith being placed in Luke Loucks before he's coached a meaningful game, MLB is floating playoff changes nobody asked for, and Chase's "new" iPhone is somehow still an iPhone 11. PACK IS BACK transcript

Kevin's birthday celebration starts with grown men debating whether husbands deserve to feel pretty, somehow leads to free-balling as a sleep aid, and eventually uncovers the dangerous world of pink noise, brown noise and adults who have known someone far too long to ask their name anymore. Pasted text Pasted text Pasted text Florida Man tries unloading peyote on Facebook Marketplace, Kevin wonders whether he's giving both daughters enough attention as youth sports slowly takes over family life, and a childhood-snack ranking turns Gushers way more sexual than General Mills probably intended. Pasted text Pasted text Pasted text Then four Cutwaters deep and minutes from turning 44, Kevin declares war on Walmart pickup carts for destroying the carefully planned grocery-shopping operation he apparently approaches like a military assault. Pasted text Pasted text

NFC Teams Fast Food

-NFL:

-Week 4 Recap

-Pick Em

-Contender or Pretender

-FSU:

-FSU v UVA

-TN offering Happy Hour for every game

-MLB Playoff update

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