tl;dr Hey folks, we're changing the release to once every two months instead of once a month. It isn't fair to you guys that I keep having to give myself extensions, and, well, the actors and I all have day jobs. The episodes ARE likely to be longer going forward, and there's a non-zero chance that the hiatuses between seasons will be greatly reduced with this extra time baked into the release schedule.

You guys are radical, keep surviving, and you'll hear the dulcet tones of Worker B, Winnipeg, and the rest on February 23!

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Oh my goodness! Here are our mishaps, curated for your listening enjoyment!

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Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch.

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The research station team discover a piece of the past, Ray faces situations they did not train for in engineering school, and Officer Tomer tries to come to an understanding with an amnesiac Captain Winnipeg.

Episode 16 Transcript link (coming soon)

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.

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While Winnipeg follows Tomer down a large hole, the other members of team Stranded-On-Planet-Bug-Aliens have friction amongst themselves.

Episode 15 Transcript link (coming soon)

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.

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Okay, for folks not following my socials: I'm delaying release until October. In the meantime, have a short! It was Lukas's idea, and I think it turned out swell.

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Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.

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In which we discuss the intersection of visual and audio media, and also how tap dancing in the shower is a bad idea.

Transcript link coming soon.

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In which we decide that Worker B would probably make a good serial killer.

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In which Morgan and Lukas discuss kitty churros and the origins of "layzor".

Transcript link coming soon.

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