We're back! With another foulmouthed, under-researched episode! Probably wouldn't listen to this with your kids around? Even through we talk about Healthy Harold a bunch, pictured here with our mascots, Noodle and Babs.

Listen to Jo on Trillbilly Worker's Party Halloween Special..stay for the rampant leftism and cute accents

• Jo: Victorian election promises about women's health clinics
• Chloe: Twitter going haywire and big loss to disability community, NEISVoid etc here
• Jo hates Spiderman- https://www.cbr.com/spiderverse-ableism-sun-spider-marvel/ https://screenrant.com/marvel-new-spider-verse-hero-real-disease-struggle/ 

AND... Chloe tweeting about caning it

Please let us know where you weigh in on Good Coles/Bad Coles at chronicallyfullysick@gmail.com

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CHRONICALLY FULLY SICK SCANDAL UPDATE: Chloe and Jo sleep nude in an oxygen tent which they believe gives them sexual powers! (Hey, that's only a half truth.)

Hi, we're back after yet another """inadvertent hiatus""" (us being flare bears) but hey, thats what you get with such chronically fully sick hosts such as us! This ep we get into: k*t treatments, learning by accident what UTI's can turn into, Stranger Things being accidentally good and accessible, Lizzo accidentally being ableist, whether it's better to give up hope for a cure, body neutrality, an update of our nemesis, "ozone therapy", and much much more.

CW: In this ep we do discuss abortion and the the US overturning Roe vs Wade.

• Lizzo ableist slur (since we recorded this ep Beyoncé also decided to include then cut the same slur from her new album, so this is an updated story): https://slate.com/culture/2022/08/beyonce-renaissance-lizzo-spaz-ableist-slur-lyrics-history.html
• Stranger Things subtitles accessibility: https://www.slashfilm.com/923053/yes-the-stranger-things-4-subtitle-team-was-trolling-a-little-bit/?utm_source=google.com&utm_campaign=googlestory_fullstory
• US Abortion x medication Twitter thread: https://twitter.com/_trashville/status/1543030336266948608?s=20&t=iXvsSeWUs_mGnDS_gcvpnQ
• Selma Blair's brand Guide Beauty: https://www.guidebeauty.com/
• Keith Kahn-Harris for The Guardian 'I gave up hope of a cure for my chronic condition. And it’s made me happier than ever before': https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jul/28/hope-cure-chronic-condition-identity-disability
• Body Neutrality: https://www.refinery29.com/amp/en-au/2021/09/10678562/body-neutrality-positive-movement and https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2022/02/25/body-neutrality-definition/
• Ozone Therapy is "pure quackery": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone_therapy and https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/german-alternative-cancer-clinics/
• SPOONIE HOTLINE | 'When I Bleed: Poems about Endometriosis' by Maggie Bowyer - https://www.bookdepository.com/When-I-Bleed-Maggie-Bowyer/9780578867878

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Twenty five eps, can you even believe it? We bloody can't.

Anyway in this ep, Jo and Chlo chat about: the PM's mysterious sudden interest in endometriosis, the Disability Royal Commission, Bridgerton and King George, and much more. Plus, Jo gets absolutely on one for a special mish-mashed remix of ~Historically Fully Sick v Quack Watch~ with a tale that will make you lose your bleatin' marbles.

Finally, another super sexy poem by our poet lorikeet, Jamila Main.

p.s. Jo's just moved house and so she sounds like she's underwater. She refuses to apologise for this because she is a precious little mermaid with a beautiful voice.

Scomo + Endo

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10650539/amp/Scott-Morrison-chokes-TEARS-talking-endometriosis.html

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/endometriosis-treatment-funding-jenny-morrison/amp/

https://womensagenda.com.au/politics/government-announces-58m-funding-boost-for-endometriosis-centres-genetic-testing/

Chronic illness made me reimagine my career. Now I focus on myself more' - Business Insider

https://www.businessinsider.com/chronic-illness-made-me-reimagine-my-career-for-the-better-2022-4?amp

Disability commish updates:

https://amp.abc.net.au/article/100977448

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The chicks are back with a spicy episode about the spicy flu AND glowing ostriches, unusual cheese alternatives, Byron Bay COVID communion, a Man Who Can't Do Laundry, the worst opinion pieces ever and Spoonie Hotline!

Harvard Uni Study

Glowing Ostriches

Gross opinion piece one and two

Tom Tanuki's piece

CDC done a boo boo

Kara Schlegl's article

Rate, review, subscribe! Send your Spoonie Hotline messages to chronicallyfullysick@gmail.com xx

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Whoopsie doodle we made this ages ago

https://www.refinery29.com/en-au/australian-disabled-women-ndis-claims

https://www.broadagenda.com.au/2021/the-ndis-is-letting-women-with-disabilities-down/

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After a disaster-induced hiatus, the crones of chronic illness are back!

This episode, they cover

• What? No ramps at the UN?
• Kate Moss' daughter's CATWALK SURPRISE!!!!
• Why w33d laws are still ridic
• Which podcast host won Halloween

Historical Quack Watch (?) super GAY SICK POETRY and heaps more stuff!

**Song this week is "Under the Ivy" by Kate Bush. <3

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Helllooooooo! This episode, our two locked-down heroes discuss Tracey Emin, alternative swearing, (probably don't put this on around kids?) anti-vaxx mates, Guy Sebastian, Nicki Minaj and the history of vaccine dipshittery (spoiler: people have always been sooks about it).

Tracey Emin's art and illness (love you babe)

Links for loved ones of anti vaxxers-

• https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-04-27/covid-19-coronavirus-vaccine-anti-vax-conspiracy-friends/100022786
• https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2019/04/when-families-feud-over-vaccines/587629/
• https://healthydebate.ca/2017/08/topic/vaccine-safety-hesitancy/

OH MY FUCKING GOD, GET THE FUCKING VACCINE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING FUCKS

by WENDY MOLYNEUX

Anti-Vaxxers Use the Same Arguments from 135 Years Ago

Smallpox Riots

The MMR Vaccine and Autism Nonsense

Song is "Health Plan" by Pissed Jeans

Theme song is "Down with the Sickness" by Richard Cheese

Everything else is pretty obviously by Jo

Send your Spoonie Hotline voice memos to chronicallyfullysick@gmail.com

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