Hey Melissa and Simone are back.

Ever found yourself reminiscing about the St. Patrick's Day antics from your youth, or maybe cringing at the thought of your worst haircut nightmare? Well, besties, hold onto your lattes because Melissa and Simone are back with the latest Bougie Blondes podcast to share all that and a bag of chips - or should we say, a flock of wayward pigeons? From the odd sensation of celebrating holidays miles away from home (think Irish cheer in the heart of Dubai!) to the peculiar social lives of tequila and sambuca, we're uncorking our most outrageous stories and inviting you to the party.

Hair today, gone tomorrow - that's the mantra when we dive into the tangled world of haircut horror stories. Who among us hasn't walked out of a salon sporting the unintentional 'Karen Bob' and vowing never to utter the words "Just a trim" again? We laugh, we commiserate, and we share some of your most hair-raising tales from the salon chair. And speaking of wild, how about waking up to a pigeon in your bathroom after a night of declarations of love and revelry? We're ruffling feathers and dishing on Simone's bird phobia as we recount one listener's post-Paddy's Day escapade that's sure to tickle your funny bone.

As we wind down, we get a bit reflective, pondering the generational shifts that shape our language and lifestyles - imagine trying to explain TikTok to your granny! It's a trip down memory lane with a modern twist, seasoned with our heartfelt desires for a world steeped in peace, equality, and big dreams for change. To cap it all off, Simone whizzes through the Alphabet Roulette challenge with the finesse of a seasoned podcaster, and we leave you with a daily affirmation to fuel your week with positivity and strength. So, fluff up that bouffant and hit play for an episode that promises to be as bouncy and brilliant as your best hair day.


Thank you for listening every week. We love you

Melissa and Simone xxx

Spring's rejuvenating spirit has swept into the podcast studio, and Simone and I are here to share it with you—complete with the laughter and heartfelt conversations that have become our hallmark. We kick things off by reflecting on the bittersweet truth that, while spontaneous nights out with friends are still a riot, they now come with a hangover toll that seems unfairly steeper than in our youth. But it's not all headaches and remedies; I've taken an exhilarating leap into a new adventure as a radio presenter, and I'm buzzing to bring you along on the journey of embracing the unexpected twists of life.

As our conversation blossoms, we wade through the sentimental waters of looking back at the year gone by. From the evolution of our on-air personas to the personal growth that has rooted itself in our lives, we celebrate the milestones and the wisdom earned along the way. Yet it's not just reflections that fill our time—reality TV like Big Brother returns to our screens, stirring up the excitement (and the occasional technical hiccup). But it's a listener's candid question about the elusive spark in marriage that ignites a deeper discussion—how do we keep the flame alive amidst the reality of routine and complacency? Simone and I don't shy away from the tough stuff, and we delve into the heart of what makes a relationship truly fulfilling.

Finally, we strip away the filters and face the issues that hit close to home: body image and the comparison trap. We share our personal trials and tribulations with self-love, from battling insecurities to navigating the pressures of social media. And just when things get heavy, we pivot to the complexity of the death penalty, examining its place in our society and the disparities that taint its execution. But don't worry, we always find our way back to laughter, closing out the episode with a playful guess-the-celebrity-age game that proves time, much like our podcast, is full of surprises. Join us for a ride through the highs, the lows, and everything in between—because that's just life, and we're all in it together.

Mel & Simone xxx